[color=rgb(40, 40, 40)][/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)]A young man called Derrick wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. [/color][color=rgb(40, 40, 40)][/size]
[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart the panties. Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]Dear Maria,[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little tight on her.[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]She also told me that her pair rubs on her ring, which helps keep it clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them. I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming years. [/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]All my love[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]Derrick.[/color][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/size]P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing[/color]
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Hi guys
Looking for a 600 fazer
Anyone know of one for sale

My friend has just bought himself an FZ1 2009. He's planning to go 2 up to southern France in June.
He has already bought himself a SW Motech  Alu-Rack. I think he told me that the girl on the phone said she could not guarantee that it would fit his bike. He also bought soft throw-over panniers.
Now I'm very old, old enough to remember Craven panniers and top boxes, but I swore by them. I have suggested that he get hard luggage instead. Can anyone advise me/him, which luggage would fit his SW Motech carrier please, or should he start over again?    http://www.cravens.org.uk/

Just thought I'd say hello and this I my bike

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Had a throttle cable jam open on saturday night. Scared my daughter more than me but the shock is just starting to sink in. Looks like the open cable has a fryed strand down by the throttle body and in turn got fowled in the cable outer causing the jam. Manages to free it up but for a brief moment i had trouble closing the throttle. Please check yours though not heard this happening on any fazer before. Think i've been unlucky as my choke cable went the same was.

Any condition is considered as long as they are straight.

Thanks

Hi everyone. I'm 67 and been riding since I was 21
I'm sorry to say that I don't actually run a Fazer, (GSX600FS), but a very good friend of mine has just acquired an FZ1 2009 and is planning to take himself and his girlfriend down through France, to the Med., in June.
He's not very good at organising himself, so I thought I might be able to get some pointers to help him with his luggage organising. I'll put a post up on the relevant forum.
Glad to be amongst you all. Safe riding!!

Hey Foccers!


So I've made the move to europe, and I want to keep my Fazer (naturally).


But I have to change a few parts to make it legal. The obvious one being the headlight.


So my question is, does anybody know how the Euro Spec FZS600 headlight is wired up?


Is it still the goofy H1 for dip, H4 for main?


I'm sure I saw somebody mention that its the other way so the H1 only comes on for main (which makes SO much more sense!)


Just hoping for some confirmation. I have to re-wire the whole thing anyway because I fitted the HID projectors didn't I!?




In other news, a set of projectors will be going begging soon!!  :lol


Thanks Folks!

Seems they like us so much in Italy they've written some songs about us. Seein as I'm fluentino in da linguini i will attempt some trazlazzioni

I'm gonna tear u a foccin new arse.. Phwoar!
http://youtu.be/0-YVfdKtMmE

Band of Foccers
http://youtu.be/5AB4UgXRVeA

Foc me!!
http://youtu.be/9sc-4LfmKSc

If u douche I'll foc your turds hard
http://youtu.be/97D8jdLXWSo

Focced by a politician
http://youtu.be/EFGE9Owm3eY

I foccin hate pizza
http://youtu.be/k-diNunmCBA

I focced a female horse
http://youtu.be/DQ8ATZ7aQcc

Bat outta foccin hell
http://youtu.be/yn8DYLhlJ1A

I focced ramona with a hard banana
http://youtu.be/vhnPjzSV4rI

I foc u with a semi hard dick peripheral
http://youtu.be/qIahKfXJqcw

And last but not least.....

U foccin bastids
http://youtu.be/x5AkhiPDn2M

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