looking for a fazer 1000 that may require a little work not to expensive,many thanks

Hello all, its been a damn long time since I have posted, but happy to say that I have bought myself another Fazer 1000 which I picked up from a nice chap in Birmingham the other night, I'm wondering if anyone knows the bike at all as the seller informed me the previous owner was asking about it??


Anyway here is a pic.

It's a foccin bike forum

Wanted for 03 600... Rear brake caliper.... or instructions on what will fit and how to do it... lol
thanx

Just clearing out my inbox and found this. Is it an urban myth or is there any truth in it?


Dealing With The Police - Years ago, a policeman was your friend and defender. Things have changed now that Police Forces have become commercial organisations, dedicated to producing a profit by taking money from you in the form of Fixed Penalty Notices, Speeding Fines, Parking Fines and any number of other charges. Knowledge is Power, explains why;  
Each individual 'Police Force' is a commercial company, it has NO AUTHORITY to enforce anything, any more than a McDonalds or a BurgerKing has. The men & women that work under the banner of their local 'Police Force' have two separate roles. When they take up their occupation, they take an 'oath of office' pledging to uphold the 'Common Law'. That oath, and nothing else gives them the Authority to act to enforce 'Common Law' - that is, the few things which are listed in our 'Legalese - Acts & Statutes' page above.'Common Law' DOES NOT authorise them to do anything connected with so-called 'Government' Statutes & Acts and so they have been trained to use 'Legalese' to entrap UN-INFORMED members of the Public! To be fair, it is highly likely that even the members or the Police Force are aware of what they are doing and do not understand the difference between 'Legal Statutes' (which are optional) and the 'Lawful' Common Law requirements which apply to EVERYONE and are NOT optional.PLEASE DON'T GET US WRONG - A lot of Policemen and Policewomen do a great job and assist members of the Public, sometimes above and beyond the requirements of there job - opposing bullying, intimidation, fraud etc. and comforting in cases of bereavement or injury. BUT, the commercial companies who control the Police Force are working extremely hard to end this sort of positive behaviour, using ridiculous Health & Safety regulations as an excuse, even to the extent that Police Officers are instructed for example to stand by and watch somebody drown and not attempt to save them! This is not the choice of the 'Officer' but the instructions of the owners of the company.SO, because these thousands & thousands of 'invented' offences don't apply to ANYBODY unless they agree to be bound via 'consent' it becomes essential for a 'Police Officer' to (possibly with out knowing) persuade a member of the Public to agree to subject him/herself to these unnecessary restrictions and agree to pay invented cash penalties to the local commercial company called the 'Police Force' or 'Constabulary'. The normal first attempt to establish this spurious dominance of the 'Police Officer' is by him asking for your name. This is NOT an INNOCENT question and it is essential that you are VERY CAREFUL in what you say as there are verbal 'Legalese' TRAPS all over the place!One suitable reply is "The Law does not require me to provide that information" which is entirely correct and avoids the first major pitfall, and no matter how often the question is asked, the answer always remains the SAME. It is also vitally IMPORTANT not to argue with a Police Officer as that is another 'Legalese' TRAP which makes you subject to the thousands of hateful regulations solely designed to part you of your MONEY. So, only answer questions (ideally with a non aggressive question) and don't volunteer ANY INFORMATION AT ALL.So, here are some examples to help you understand;If a Police Officer says "you were exceeding the speed limit!" you could say "Was I?" as you DON'T ARGUE, nor do you point out that 'Common Law' does not require anybody to keep to the speed limits, obey road signs, park only where directed ETC. even though that is perfectly TRUE!Under 'Common Law' an offence has only been committed IF there is a VICTIM (somebody who has been killed or injured, had possessions damaged or stolen or who has been defrauded) SO, if the Police Officer keeps pushing you to agree to pay his company money when you DON'T need to, then a good question to ask is "Who is the Victim?" or alternatively some thing like "What is the charge? or am I free to go?" if you stick to these things, then the Police Officer has nothing to work on as you have not agreed to be bound by 'Statutes' as you have not provided a NAME and ADDRESS for him to write on an invoice/bill or 'Fixed Penalty Notice' as they like to call it! and you have not entered into a 'controversy' by arguing with him or her into 'dishonour' by refusing them point blank
I think this mail stems from America, but if i was out there i'm not going to argue with the man with a gun.


Mickey

Sorry about the delay in this so far guys, been incredibly busy at uni but now back onto it. (Not trying to lessen the discount offered directly at Scottoiler and sorted by bbb, but I think we can probably sort more of a discount out!)


Seller I had approached, had originally set his discount at:
3-5 = 5%, 6-10 = 10%, 11+ = 15%


This would be on his prices of £104.50 for the Scottoiler touring setup, or £69.95 for the V-System (with a free dual injector).


What I am now trying to do is clarify the exact nature of the deal, so as to what postage would be (whether he could discount it further, to post everything in one big block to me to then post out, which I suspect would be easiest for both of us, and I'm certainly happy to do so), and also to whether there would be a possible slight addition of a further discount if I paid directly through PayPal, or over the phone via debit/credit card.


So, once again, who would be interested given the prices above, and in what kit? If you could just pop underneath what kit you'd be interested in (bare in mind this would hopefully be sorted in the next week or so, so will be quite a quick thing)


Cheers!


Joe

any old slip on end can to go over a 51mm link pipe so can get sons bandit 1200 through mot, its a bit loud lol will pay postage and a nominal fee as only need any battered old thing that will fit n pass mot

Hi
I'm looking for a tool kit for my 99 fazer 600, the one that fits under the seat and has all the adjusting bits and bobs with it , can any body help?
Thanks in advance

Hey fellow foccers!


Just looking a bit of feed back from anyone who's upgraded their front forks, if its worth it and what springs to change to?


Also I've seen a thread on changing the rear shock out for a r6 one on fazer thous, is it an easy and worth while upgrade to do to do on a fzs600?


thanks guys!

Don't get me wrong here...i used to go crazy with fireworks when i was a kid and stuff........& in the nineties there was these ace bangers that you could chuck down the street storm drains and they'd bubble away before blasting all the water out the grating & stuff...bits of plastic guttering to make bazookas etc etc.






But being a dick with fireworks as a so called respectable adult is taking the piss!!!....i live in a tiny, sleepy , bungallow filled, wee smelling village..........& some cnut has decided to start letting off airburst rockets at 2200hrs on a foccin Wednesday night in April.





But being even more dickish by leaving long gaps between so everyone thinks its over and you cant see where they're coming from.








Seriously...it wont be kids...they'd have an excuse...they're kids.............it'll be some prick with a fancy job who doesn't indicate & cuts his grass at 0600 on a sunday morning......for 4 hours!!! :evil












Anyway i think it was the next street over.






& a scream of "Cut it out you fuckin bell ends" seems to have worked a treat quite nicely......ahhhh blisss! mokin