Remember my thread about a project bike for Winter? Well its going to be her in a couple of weeks


I've done a bit of research and apparently I am going to get familiar with carbs
So - go on then - should I try to restore it and keep it as it is or aim to turn it into some tarts handbag?

I've just bought an ais removal kit from justy1 and was wondering if its possible to remove the ais system without completely removing the radiator (Don't need to tap threads) Would i be able to unbolt the radiator and push out theway, while leaving the hoses attached. The reason i ask this is because the bike is very high miles '108 000' and i have already replaced one of the hoses due to fatigue and i don't want to remove them unless its necessary.

a biker in switzerland was caught speeding while sliding down the road at 66mph http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-bike.html

:lol  This made me chuckle . . . .

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS:      He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:      My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:      Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:      No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS:      July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS:      Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS:      Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS:      Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:      I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:      Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:      Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:      Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:      By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:      Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS:      He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS:      Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS:      No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:      All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS:      Oral...
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ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS:      The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS:      If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS:      Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:      No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies...thout_bike

Double ouch !

Been sat here for a while now, pondering my next move in life and I am at the stage where I cant even be arsed to go out on the bike.  Is this it?  Have I reached the end of my biking days?  Recently moved, still unemployed but have a new love but still cant be bothered even just to slip on my lid and jacket and go out for a blat!  WTF is wrong with me??  When I had my zed12 it was all I could do NOT to go out and it was like that when I first got the fazer so whats gone wrong??  Perhaps the three year break I had from it is playing its hand, dunno.


Anyone else get like this?

I've locked my key under the seat of my FZS600 this morning and it's my only one!!  :eek What a disaster! I was all ready to leave for work and realised what I had done.

No doubt some of you wise old folk have done something similar, any suggestions before I start drilling out locks?

Brace

After checking out the functionality of the new site,  it is soooooo much easier to use and upload photos etc than the old one.    Well Done and Very Many Thanks to all who were responsible. 

Mick

Carlos

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just bought a 99 600 and after i give a bit of welly
the clutch started to slip, no problem replaced with new ebc
kit but still slips badly?????????
cable isnt over tightened either.........
ant ideas?