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| Foccers and Foccettes, Tori and excessive Foccin' hassle for the few... |
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Posted by: Aegis Bearing Mel - 05-11-11, 02:31 AM - Forum: General
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Apologies to Tori for singling her out, however...
For those that don't know, Laura (Old Mother Foccer) started a Foc-U affiliate membership tp the BMF a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away.
Due to commitments running the council on Alderran whilst defeating the SITH (Honda owners in general), OMF passed the chain (and whips) of responsibility onto Tori.
For those of you interested in discounted insurance, entry to shows, witnessing Rence's Prawn Ring and Ghostbikers vitriolic tirade against *cough* bandit* riders; get in touch with the lovely Tori, chip a tenner into the kitty, show up the meets and have a reet guid piss up!!
Catch yer there.
Aegis
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| Big favour wanted |
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Posted by: Agent Picolax - 04-11-11, 11:51 PM - Forum: General
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If anyone out there has the capability to record MotoGP from Eurosport, and then copy it to a disc and post it to me, I would be very, very grateful. I only have the BBC option, but, as the commentary is shite, I would prefer the Eurosport version.
As everyone can imagine, Sunday's event is going to be a very emotional one, and I don't want my viewing of it to be f***ed up by an incompetent commentary team!!
If anyone can supply me with a copy of the race on disc, I will be very appreciative of it, and will of course cover all costs with a few extra beer tokens thrown in 
Cheers in advance 
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| prob been on before |
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Posted by: chilly - 04-11-11, 06:03 PM - Forum: General
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.[/size] Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light pucking fain. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
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| gen1 mudgaurd |
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Posted by: t140 - 04-11-11, 01:35 PM - Forum: Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner
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I am looking for an alternative mudgaurd for my bike, i am fitting a single 8" headlight and was looking for a plain looking mudgaurd, without the sticky up bits (technical term :rolleyes ) at the sides for a more retro look, has anyone seen one or know of one
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| BMF 2012 dates |
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Posted by: Tori - 04-11-11, 12:55 PM - Forum: Events, Meets, Ride outs etc
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Sat 19 and Sun 20 May 2012
The East Of England Show Ground, Peterborough, PE2 6XE Sat 15 and Sun 16 September 2012 –
The East Of England Show Ground, Peterborough, PE2 6XE Sat 7 and Sun 8 July 2012
Springwood Park, Kelso TD5 8LS
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