I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice.

My uncle doesn't f*ck around when playing Monopoly.
   

Hiya fellas, now I know you don't see bikes with rear fog lights and have seen numerous cars with rear fogs in their rear clusters. Is there any legislation as to why? Distance from running light? (about 6 inches max on cars). Distance from number plate? Anyone have any answers?


Reason being that I won't one - not for fog mind cos I can't remember the last time the fog was thick enough to warrant it (thick enough drivers all too quick to slap them on when it rains mind grrrrrr).


No, I won't one cos i'm sick to shit of being tailgated by arse wipes down the motorway - you can slow down, brake lightly or gesture as much as you want but some cnuts still sit there. I figure that one of my front spot lights with a bit of red film aimed backwards would help so any answers would be much appreciated.


Cheers

Just above each of the header pipes on me thou there is a bolt with what looks like an inch of a wire wool bobbin, is that likely to be where the pair valves have been removed d'ya think?

Just wondering if anyone actually uses these?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/262738767...0097577354

I've never used one with any aftermarket exhaust but recently had a leak and just used exhaust paste which has done the job but it's not perfect. Just wondering if it's worth picking one up?  And if so will yhe standard one work with an akrapovic link pipe?

I've noticed since owning my Gen2 that the petrol gauge on it is really slow to show the true amount of fuel when you first start it up? 
For instance this morning I started the bike and the fuel bar is flashing to tell me it's low but by the time I've driven 2 miles or so it's displaying 2 bars?
Happens at any amount except full for some reason?
It's not a major problem but just wondering if anyone else's doing something similar?

Not sure if this will be allowed but on my face book page pepe.prints I have put togeather a mug design for various coloured mugs
just wonderd if anyone would like a look if so please check out pepe.prints on Facebook,

will try a put a pic on here [smg id=2883 type=preview align=center caption="fazer mug lh red"]

Just a couple of pictures of the tank, got some serious head scratching to do to get everything under the cover

Be boring if it was easy

The time has come to do a final adjustment before i bite the bullet and replace the plates/springs etc... my question is how easily assessable are the nuts on the engine end  if the adjustent that surrond the phillips adjuster? Just a normal appropriately sized sprocket set? Or do i need a special thin walled sprocket to fit? And i take it clockwise is slacker and anticlockwise is tighter on the adjuster bolt ? (My cable is too stiff and tight atm and i think i can smell hot clutch )
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Only realised when I was looking for somewhere to site me givi spots the side guards are missing! Anybody got a pair either oe or aftermarket please?

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