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Jail - crickleymal - 16-12-16
I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice.
My uncle doesn't f*ck around when playing Monopoly.
Re: Jail - slappy - 16-12-16
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Jail - lew600fazer - 17-12-16
So no get out of jail free card then,
Re: Jail - mtread - 17-12-16
You wait 'till he starts with the Waterworks !
Re: Jail - kitcrazy - 22-01-17
lol that's just wrong :rollin :rollin
Re: Jail - celticdog - 22-01-17
:lol Nice one :rollin :rollin :rollin
Ever since the missus picked the iron in monopoly I knew she was a keeper.
Re: Jail - maddog04 - 23-01-17
monopoly..............closest I've ever come to having a fast car :rolleyes
Re: Jail - Frosties - 23-01-17
(22-01-17, 10:49 PM)celticdog link Wrote: :lol Nice one :rollin :rollin :rollin
Ever since the missus picked the iron in monopoly I knew she was a keeper.
I'd never pick the iron - would give the game away :look
Re: Jail - DILLIGAFF - 24-01-17
Little Johnny was late for school and told his teacher "Sorry miss but Granny got burnt"
Oh, nothing too serious I hope?
Well miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium.
Re: Jail - slappy - 24-01-17
(24-01-17, 12:52 PM)DILLIGAFF link Wrote: Little Johnny was late for school and told his teacher "Sorry miss but Granny got burnt"
Oh, nothing too serious I hope?
Well miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium.
Have a heart guys, I only just buried my Granny yesterday :'(
Mind you took some doing, ended up having to smack her over the head with the spade as she kept trying to climb back out of the hole.
Re: Jail - joebloggs - 25-01-17
I'm in the dog house again
My Mrs told me to turn off the light and stick it in her ass
With hindsight I guess I should have let it cool down
Re: Jail - unfazed - 01-02-17
My wife said tie me to the bed and do what ever you like,
So I tied her up, then took the Fazer out and went for the best spin ever :lol
Re: Jail - Graham53 - 01-02-17
Old but .....
The mrs said to me .. give me 12inches and make me bleed , so I fucked her 3 times and punched her on the nose.
Re: Jail - Dudeofrude - 01-02-17
Gutted to find out the wife's been cheating on me after 10 years of marriage ?
Logged onto the computer last night and she'd forgot to close the Web page down. She was googling 'how to enjoy sex with a fat man with a little cock'
Just wait till I find out who he his ??
Re: Jail - slappy - 01-02-17
(01-02-17, 08:26 AM)Dudeofrude link Wrote: Gutted to find out the wife's been cheating on me after 10 years of marriage ?
Logged onto the computer last night and she'd forgot to close the Web page down. She was googling 'how to enjoy sex with a fat man with a little cock'
Just wait till I find out who he his ??
Its me!
Re: Jail - Dudeofrude - 01-02-17
(01-02-17, 09:58 AM)slappy link Wrote: [quote author=Dudeofrude link=topic=21545.msg251354#msg251354 date=1485934009]
Gutted to find out the wife's been cheating on me after 10 years of marriage ?
Logged onto the computer last night and she'd forgot to close the Web page down. She was googling 'how to enjoy sex with a fat man with a little cock'
Just wait till I find out who he his ??
Its me!
[/quote]
Bastard!! ???
Re: Jail - lew600fazer - 01-02-17
I have high blood pressure problems, my wife wants to know if she can help in anyway . I did suggest she could fuck off . Looks as if I will have to continue with the medication.
Re: Jail - Dudeofrude - 01-02-17
The Missus gave me an early valentines present today, it was a fancy dress costume shaped as a giant pair of knickers?
I enquired as to why she'd bought me such an odd present
Her response was "well you act like a cunt, so you may aswell dress like one!!"
Re: Jail - celticdog - 01-02-17
Wow! Just reading some of these, I really have lived a sheltered life. I was 23 years old before I found out an Itchyfanny wasn't a Japanese motorcycle.
Re: Jail - joebloggs - 02-02-17
I was gutted to find out my wife had been cheating on me but came to terms with it by turning to religion.
I've converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning........