Help!

[FazerMikai]

I have filled my bike with diesel :\

[Doddsie]

Twat!

[FazerMikai]

Yeah..that's a big help mate..I got to get to a competition in Cardiff in the morning

[flesh]

:rollin
Don't think that will help the performance any.

[BIG MAC]

Twat

[FazerMikai]

It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?

[richfzs]

You have my deepest sympathy. But you're still a twat.

[BIG MAC]

Seconded!

[richfzs]

It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?

Depends how much diesel - syphon out what you can, brim to the top with petrol, you'll probably be fine.

[ChristoT]

This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in. 

[FazerMikai]

My mate from the gym says I should fill it up with Acetone ..like nail varnish remover and that will turn the diesel into petrol kind of...

[BIG MAC]

Dear God...yes Acetone should be fine..if you haven't got any white spirit

[Raz Mcgruff]

Have you tried mixing 2 parts mahogany with 1 part redwood fake tan

[BIG MAC]

:agree :rollin

[noggythenog]

I have filled my bike with diesel :\

Hey cheer up....it could be worse

you could have filled the bike with weasel.......now that would make you sad...I hear they can be quite dangerous.....& you have to purge them from the tank with either owls, hawks or eagles which aren't commonly stocked at the services these days.

besides it's ok to ride a petrol bike with diesel in Wales......so long as you make loud tractor noises inside your helmet and don't go above 1500RPM

[BIG MAC]

Hawks you say, Owls you say, what about parrots. I imagine he is as sick as one :rollin

[midden]

This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!
Great selling point

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in. 
100% Reap seed oil is the healthier option

[His Dudeness]

Whoever said to put acetone in was an idiot! What you need to do is thin the diesel out with warm water and a drop of fairy liquid.

[Exupnut]

Add 6 wheels and about 500 burgers and start murdering prostitutes... Put a foreign plate on and bobs yer uncle...can't see what the Foccin problem is.

[BBROWN1664]

Oh god. He's back.