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Help! - FazerMikai - 04-11-14

I have filled my bike with diesel :\


Re: Help! - Doddsie - 04-11-14

Twat!


Re: Help! - FazerMikai - 05-11-14

Yeah..that's a big help mate..I got to get to a competition in Cardiff in the morning


Re: Help! - flesh - 05-11-14

:rollin
Don't think that will help the performance any.


Re: Help! - BIG MAC - 05-11-14

Twat


Re: Help! - FazerMikai - 05-11-14

It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?


Re: Help! - richfzs - 05-11-14

You have my deepest sympathy. But you're still a twat.


Re: Help! - BIG MAC - 05-11-14

Seconded!


Re: Help! - richfzs - 05-11-14

(05-11-14, 12:50 AM)FazerMikai link Wrote: It seems to run ok but it's very smoky..will it get me to Cardiff from Pontypridd in the morning?
Depends how much diesel - syphon out what you can, brim to the top with petrol, you'll probably be fine.


Re: Help! - ChristoT - 05-11-14

This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.  Wink


Re: Help! - FazerMikai - 05-11-14

My mate from the gym says I should fill it up with Acetone ..like nail varnish remover and that will turn the diesel into petrol kind of...


Re: Help! - BIG MAC - 05-11-14

Dear God...yes Acetone should be fine..if you haven't got any white spirit


Re: Help! - Raz Mcgruff - 05-11-14

Have you tried mixing 2 parts mahogany with 1 part redwood fake tan


Re: Help! - BIG MAC - 05-11-14

:agree :rollin


Re: Help! - noggythenog - 05-11-14

(04-11-14, 11:27 PM)FazerMikai link Wrote: I have filled my bike with diesel :\

Hey cheer up....it could be worse

you could have filled the bike with weasel.......now that would make you sad...I hear they can be quite dangerous.....& you have to purge them from the tank with either owls, hawks or eagles which aren't commonly stocked at the services these days.

besides it's ok to ride a petrol bike with diesel in Wales......so long as you make loud tractor noises inside your helmet and don't go above 1500RPM


Re: Help! - BIG MAC - 05-11-14

Hawks you say, Owls you say, what about parrots. I imagine he is as sick as one :rollin


Re: Help! - midden - 05-11-14

(05-11-14, 12:51 AM)ChristoT link Wrote: This is where you should have bought an FZS - easy to take the take off to drain it!
Great selling point

Get that shit outta the tank, and put some decent fuel in.  Wink
100% Reap seed oil is the healthier option




Re: Help! - His Dudeness - 05-11-14

Whoever said to put acetone in was an idiot! What you need to do is thin the diesel out with warm water and a drop of fairy liquid.


Re: Help! - Exupnut - 05-11-14

Add 6 wheels and about 500 burgers and start murdering prostitutes... Put a foreign plate on and bobs yer uncle...can't see what the Foccin problem is.


Re: Help! - BBROWN1664 - 05-11-14

Oh god. He's back.