I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding

[JZS 600]

Anyone else have this problem, and do you have a trusted technique?  :lol

[Chris]

Lean forward a bit 

Chris

[mr self destruct]

Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself.  :eek

[jason1]

Release butt cheeks a little ,not too much just incase. Measure the pressure build up and then lean forward and up slightly.Push gently untill you know its safe to let go.  :eek

[JZS 600]

Well, you see, I normally rise off the saddle a bit all weight on the pegs and cautiously let a little trump out, but at 90 in the pissing rain, in traffic, it's a bit traumatic!


The missus was wondering why I normally rush in, drop the leathers and fart like Vesuvius

[ChristoT]

Funnily enough, I've never had a problem!!

[ajmes1]

Ask her how she does it.


It was that cold today it felt like id pissed myself. But for farting just don't squeeze it out or there's a a risk of following through.

[rayburn600]

Head down Bum up.
Just like sports bike riders.  That's why some go faster.

[darrsi]

Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself.  :eek

Ha ha ha  :lol

[slimwilly]

I do and i am sure i could smell it coming up my neck tube into my helmet  :o

[Gav]

Ewww dirty feeker.  I normally don't need to fart while riding or have the urge to want a sh1t until I've got to my destination and taken off my leathers lol

[Frosties]

I'm sure the old farts on the forum will have a variety of methods developed over the years 

[Chris]

You know you've gone too far when you need to shake out your boots afterwards...

Chris

[bri h]

We all know that riding a bike carries cirtain risks. Following through is right up there with a smidsy.

[midden]

Funnily enough while riding home the other day I let one go.
It was just like being in the bath, I felt it forcing up between thigh and sack on route to my nose 

[Deefer666]

I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike 

[Drax]

Dangle the left leg off the peg & away she blows! 

[Bitfik]

Take care when you remove your waterproofs later as the odour seems to brew for quite a long time! I had forgotten an on bike, in waterproof chuff one time and on removing said clothing wretched... And wretched... And...

[simonm]

twist of the hip and let it rip  :lol

[JZS 600]

sometimes when I'm standing on the pegs farting at speed I wonder what would happen if one broke and how I would describe it on the insurance claim...