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I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - JZS 600 - 30-01-14
Anyone else have this problem, and do you have a trusted technique? :lol
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Chris - 30-01-14
Lean forward a bit
Chris
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - mr self destruct - 30-01-14
Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself. :eek
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - jason1 - 30-01-14
Release butt cheeks a little ,not too much just incase. Measure the pressure build up and then lean forward and up slightly.Push gently untill you know its safe to let go. :eek
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - JZS 600 - 30-01-14
Well, you see, I normally rise off the saddle a bit all weight on the pegs and cautiously let a little trump out, but at 90 in the pissing rain, in traffic, it's a bit traumatic!
The missus was wondering why I normally rush in, drop the leathers and fart like Vesuvius
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - ChristoT - 30-01-14
Funnily enough, I've never had a problem!!
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - ajmes1 - 30-01-14
Ask her how she does it.
It was that cold today it felt like id pissed myself. But for farting just don't squeeze it out or there's a a risk of following through.
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - rayburn600 - 30-01-14
Head down Bum up.
Just like sports bike riders. That's why some go faster.
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - darrsi - 30-01-14
(30-01-14, 09:42 PM)mr self destruct link Wrote: Still being fairly new to biking I find it harder to not shit myself. :eek
Ha ha ha :lol
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - slimwilly - 30-01-14
I do and i am sure i could smell it coming up my neck tube into my helmet :o
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Gav - 31-01-14
Ewww dirty feeker. I normally don't need to fart while riding or have the urge to want a sh1t until I've got to my destination and taken off my leathers lol
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Frosties - 31-01-14
I'm sure the old farts on the forum will have a variety of methods developed over the years
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Chris - 31-01-14
You know you've gone too far when you need to shake out your boots afterwards...
Chris
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - bri h - 31-01-14
We all know that riding a bike carries cirtain risks. Following through is right up there with a smidsy.
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - midden - 31-01-14
Funnily enough while riding home the other day I let one go.
It was just like being in the bath, I felt it forcing up between thigh and sack on route to my nose
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Deefer666 - 31-01-14
I must be some kind of freak then because I have no problem or special technique for farting whilst riding a bike
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Drax - 31-01-14
Dangle the left leg off the peg & away she blows!
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - Bitfik - 31-01-14
Take care when you remove your waterproofs later as the odour seems to brew for quite a long time! I had forgotten an on bike, in waterproof chuff one time and on removing said clothing wretched... And wretched... And...
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - simonm - 31-01-14
twist of the hip and let it rip :lol
Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding - JZS 600 - 31-01-14
sometimes when I'm standing on the pegs farting at speed I wonder what would happen if one broke and how I would describe it on the insurance claim...