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Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!)
#1
What's the ugliest bike you've ever seen?

It could be argued that... :useless But if you're good with word descriptions or want a laff, it'll do I guess.

And before Cyril get's a chance, it'll take more than a comb for you to look good mate  :rollin
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#2
bimota mantra
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#3
1st wife wasnt too hot!!....nice ass though :b .....oh motorcycle"..soz...got to be the...ural 650..think the bm boxer coppied it?...
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#4
Cx500! The plastic maggot... dont look as bad with that stupid front plastic taken off.

...... either that or the fox eye 600 Wink
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#5
Or my old Uly, officially the ugliest (but most fun) bike i have ever owned.

There is a picture in my album if anyone is interested, but I can't post it from my tablet.
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#6
Foc me, it's hideous!!  :lol :lol :lol


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(Sorry, couldn't resist!  :pokefun )
The Deef's apprentice
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#7
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin
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#8
(07-09-13, 12:25 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies  :rollin


:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


Did we mention how slow it is too?  :lol :lol
The Deef's apprentice
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#9
Either the BMW K1 or that pos C1 - both ugly as fook!
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
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#10
MZ mastiff. A face only a mother could love. :o
Stop polishing it and ride the bloody thing!!
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#11
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What about this mother foc er, guns an all
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
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#12
Is that an MG42? I could use one of those!  :2guns  Take that, you mutha-foccin sales rep!  :lol
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#13
any blue bike  :lol :lol
One, is never going to be enough.....
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#14
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not sure about bike but i am about the rider
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))
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#15
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

[Image: triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg]
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
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#16
I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!
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#17
(07-09-13, 06:48 PM)mr self destruct link Wrote: The triumph Tiger gets my vote.

Those headlights? What the actual fuck?

[Image: triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg]




Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  Big Grin
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
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#18
(07-09-13, 09:58 PM)jon link Wrote: I think we have a winner!  That triumph is FUGLY!


It's bloody gorgeous, had more girls (and blokes  :\ ) ask about it when I take it to work! No one has asked me about t' Fazer  :rolleyes .


It may be knocking on but it's a babe magnet mate  :lol
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
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#19
(08-09-13, 12:03 AM)Frosties link Wrote: Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it  Big Grin


Sorry mate! I never said they were bad bikes, in fact I had a go round a car park on one and it was great. Really comfy for a tall bloke like me.


But, you'll never convince me that they look good!  :eek
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
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#20
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol).

I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!





.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!
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