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Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - nick crisp - 07-09-13
What's the ugliest bike you've ever seen?
It could be argued that... :useless But if you're good with word descriptions or want a laff, it'll do I guess.
And before Cyril get's a chance, it'll take more than a comb for you to look good mate :rollin
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - caretaker - 07-09-13
bimota mantra
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - CRH - 07-09-13
1st wife wasnt too hot!!....nice ass though :b .....oh motorcycle"..soz...got to be the...ural 650..think the bm boxer coppied it?...
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - jon - 07-09-13
Cx500! The plastic maggot... dont look as bad with that stupid front plastic taken off.
...... either that or the fox eye 600
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - jon - 07-09-13
Or my old Uly, officially the ugliest (but most fun) bike i have ever owned.
There is a picture in my album if anyone is interested, but I can't post it from my tablet.
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - ChristoT - 07-09-13
Foc me, it's hideous!! :lol :lol :lol
[smg id=1182 type=preview align=center caption="My eyes are burning "]
(Sorry, couldn't resist! :pokefun )
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - nick crisp - 07-09-13
So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies :rollin
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - ChristoT - 07-09-13
(07-09-13, 12:25 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: So hideous in fact that I noticed you jerked involuntarily when you took the shot and only got the front of it in - thank God for small mercies :rollin
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Did we mention how slow it is too? :lol :lol
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - Frosties - 07-09-13
Either the BMW K1 or that pos C1 - both ugly as fook!
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - stevierst - 07-09-13
MZ mastiff. A face only a mother could love. :o
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - lew600fazer - 07-09-13
![[Image: DSC_0202.jpg]](http://s1087.photobucket.com/user/lew600fazer/media/DSC_0202.jpg.html)
What about this mother foc er, guns an all
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - nick crisp - 07-09-13
Is that an MG42? I could use one of those! :2guns Take that, you mutha-foccin sales rep! :lol
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - red98 - 07-09-13
any blue bike :lol :lol
Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - Exupnut - 07-09-13
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not sure about bike but i am about the rider
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - mr self destruct - 07-09-13
The triumph Tiger gets my vote.
Those headlights? What the actual fuck?
![[Image: triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg]](http://www.otc-mc.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/medlem/john_eirik_nykmark/triumph_tiger_900/14789-1-nor-NO/triumph_tiger_900_imagelarge.jpg)
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - jon - 07-09-13
I think we have a winner! That triumph is FUGLY!
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - Frosties - 08-09-13
(07-09-13, 06:48 PM)mr self destruct link Wrote: The triumph Tiger gets my vote.
Those headlights? What the actual fuck?
Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - Frosties - 08-09-13
(07-09-13, 09:58 PM)jon link Wrote: I think we have a winner! That triumph is FUGLY!
It's bloody gorgeous, had more girls (and blokes :\ ) ask about it when I take it to work! No one has asked me about t' Fazer :rolleyes .
It may be knocking on but it's a babe magnet mate :lol
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - mr self destruct - 08-09-13
(08-09-13, 12:03 AM)Frosties link Wrote: Get to fook...........i've a black one that's my daily commuter! Awesome bike which will outdo any Fazer round Paeliament Square. I love it
Sorry mate! I never said they were bad bikes, in fact I had a go round a car park on one and it was great. Really comfy for a tall bloke like me.
But, you'll never convince me that they look good! :eek
Re: Ugliest Bike (motorcycle!) - jon - 08-09-13
Haha! Not sayin it ain't a good bike, but it is a munter (having owned a cx500 and a ulysses I can honestly say that I dont mind an ugly bike :lol).
I would happily rise about on that triumph, but you gotta admit, if that bike was a woman she would be a 'double-bagger'!
.....a bag over her head, and one over mine in case hers fell off!