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Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-)
#1
Omfg

The new Audi R8 V10 plus
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#2
Porn??? I just see a car on a treadmill.
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#3
Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

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(14-03-13, 12:44 AM)simonm link Wrote: Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

Porn involving a lady's "exhaust" and blue flames sounds very dangerous and should be checked out by a doctor!!  :lol :lol :lol
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#5
I have just had quite a serious trouser accident....  :o

What a gorgeous sound! Love the little blips at the end!  8)

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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
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#6
The back end like it is looks just like the batmobile (the new one) - I'd like to see them leave it like that for the road Big Grin
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#7
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
Smell ones mother. Yaas!
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(14-03-13, 06:55 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.
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#9
Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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(14-03-13, 07:17 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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Warmed up? I thought this was the best he could do. To be fair it was pretty darned poor trolling
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#11
I don't troll, I abuse
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#12
(14-03-13, 07:45 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: I don't troll, I abuse
Phoney. Whutever troll dude Wink
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#13
:lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

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(14-03-13, 07:56 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: :lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

You made me grin :-)


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#15
I appreciate a good car, pity knob head drivers have turned Audi into the new BMW.
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#16
hahahahaha - I just had to hook that up to the home cinema - neighbors must fuckin hate me right now  :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil
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#17
ditto to skippernick..have seen several loutish incidents with very expensive audis in last 2 yrs....60k plus cars recklessly chucked about....must be bikers driving a car !

I still wouldnt fancy owning  such though in the UK...must be so frustrating with so much traffic on the roads, so few places where you can ever get a decent drive before being baulked by traffic.Its the main reason I gave up on fast cars. :\ ...
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#18
To be fair I don't think there is much difference between the Audi's and the BMW's.  Much of a muchness regarding lack of indication and general aggressiveness.  But then i would say that, I drive my wifes Passat  Wink
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(14-03-13, 06:55 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

I actually agree - makes an ok noise but the R8 is far from porn in my opinion

Now, Aston Martin on the other hand... now that is car porn! Much prefer the growl they make as well Big Grin

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(14-03-13, 07:03 PM)simonm link Wrote: [quote author=Tiberius Onklevaart link=topic=6750.msg63432#msg63432 date=1363283721]
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.
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The boy's got a point - it's a fookin audi - at least aim a bit higher for the things you can't reach - may as well lust after a posh ford focus and be done!

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