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Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
Omfg
The new Audi R8 V10 plus
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Farjo - 14-03-13
Porn??? I just see a car on a treadmill.
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.
It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - ChristoT - 14-03-13
(14-03-13, 12:44 AM)simonm link Wrote: Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.
It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .
Porn involving a lady's "exhaust" and blue flames sounds very dangerous and should be checked out by a doctor!! :lol :lol :lol
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Chris - 14-03-13
I have just had quite a serious trouser accident.... :o
What a gorgeous sound! Love the little blips at the end! 8)
Chris
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Chillum - 14-03-13
The back end like it is looks just like the batmobile (the new one) - I'd like to see them leave it like that for the road
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Tiberius Onklevaart - 14-03-13
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
(14-03-13, 06:55 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
You are in a mardy mood today huh.
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - richfzs - 14-03-13
Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!
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Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
(14-03-13, 07:17 PM)richfzs link Wrote: Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!
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Warmed up? I thought this was the best he could do. To be fair it was pretty darned poor trolling
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Tiberius Onklevaart - 14-03-13
I don't troll, I abuse
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
(14-03-13, 07:45 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: I don't troll, I abusePhoney. Whutever troll dude
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Tiberius Onklevaart - 14-03-13
:lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 14-03-13
(14-03-13, 07:56 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: :lol
Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff
You made me grin :-)
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Skippernick - 14-03-13
I appreciate a good car, pity knob head drivers have turned Audi into the new BMW.
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Ash69 - 14-03-13
hahahahaha - I just had to hook that up to the home cinema - neighbors must fuckin hate me right now :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - pitternator - 15-03-13
ditto to skippernick..have seen several loutish incidents with very expensive audis in last 2 yrs....60k plus cars recklessly chucked about....must be bikers driving a car !
I still wouldnt fancy owning such though in the UK...must be so frustrating with so much traffic on the roads, so few places where you can ever get a decent drive before being baulked by traffic.Its the main reason I gave up on fast cars. :\ ...
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - simonm - 17-03-13
To be fair I don't think there is much difference between the Audi's and the BMW's. Much of a muchness regarding lack of indication and general aggressiveness. But then i would say that, I drive my wifes Passat
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - Dead Eye - 19-03-13
(14-03-13, 06:55 PM)Tiberius Onklevaart link Wrote: The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
I actually agree - makes an ok noise but the R8 is far from porn in my opinion
Now, Aston Martin on the other hand... now that is car porn! Much prefer the growl they make as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhVvglkBAhI&feature=player_detailpage#t=35s
Re: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) - ponkster - 19-03-13
(14-03-13, 07:03 PM)simonm link Wrote: [quote author=Tiberius Onklevaart link=topic=6750.msg63432#msg63432 date=1363283721]
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards
You are in a mardy mood today huh.
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The boy's got a point - it's a fookin audi - at least aim a bit higher for the things you can't reach - may as well lust after a posh ford focus and be done!