any gardeners out there

[paul1606]

I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

[Hodge]

That joke has grown on me

[Strifae]

I hope you get to the root of the problem

[CRH]

I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

.....quick update!!!.....police are looking for 2 suspects in this case?...one is described has 6ft tall of slim build,..the other 5ft tall and rather plump!!......a spokes person today said ...police are still....looking "high and low" for them?......... :rolleyes

[robby boy]

I caught my little girl eating a slug the other night, "eugh" "what did that taste like?" I said. "worms!" was her reply ... I'll get my coat. :rollin

[Pat]

[quote author=paul1606 link=topic=3914.msg31982#msg31982 date=1342727638]
I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

.....quick update!!!.....police are looking for 2 suspects in this case?...one is described has 6ft tall of slim build,..the other 5ft tall and rather plump!!......a spokes person today said ...police are still....looking "high and low" for them?......... :rolleyes
[/quote]

Obviously they haven't got mulch to go on.....

[richfzs]

oh leaf it out, will ?

[CRH]

earlier tonight it was reported that the police hadnt got ..mulch..to go on in regards to catching the culprits!!...but they have since named a suspect...who they believe ...plotted the crime as....DUG McGRASSUP...police have warned the public not to approach him as he can be a bit of a ...sod!!!!!!! :rolleyes

[Looney tune]

I've just soiled my pants laughing..........






































.........No, honest, I've shit myself

[Lawrence]

:groan  to all the above 

[DryRob]

:lol

[DILLIGAFF]

At my allotment someone had dug a big hole...................police are looking into it.

[DILLIGAFF]

NEWS FLASH...........................Police have arrested an Irish topsoil thief at a local allotment. They suspect him of trying to bury the evidence.

[DryRob]

some of these jokes are truly groundbreaking

[Skippernick]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[CRH]

NEWS UPDATE!!!.....police today confirmed that suspect...dug mcgrassup..was spotted in a greenhouse disguised as a ...flower pot man"..holding?"what police described as a ...sieve?..in front of his face!!....as police said?...obviously trying to ...riddle his way out of it?!!!!!!!.....

[Lazarus]

keep them coming guys.......im making Christmas Crackers this year and need the input for the jokes  :lol :lol

[CRH]

NEWS FLASH!!!!!....police cuntstuble victoria dandylion of north..ants police ( VD) to her caulys"...yes i know what you all thinking??...poxed int it?..but couldnt think of owt else!!!!!.......said that McGrassup was tracked down to a laxative factory near to his last address!...but was still on the run tonight!!!!!!! :rolleyes .....but she did vowel"..that (no stone would be left unturned)...till McGrassup was apprehandled!!.....his former ( best slate) and brother- in-lawn" ...Angus McCoatup (a farmer taylor from diggernam) said?.....that his in-lawn was a privit sort of chap"...who never had a "pot to piss in"until he took up gardening and broke into that greenhouse!!!!!!!!!!!! :\ .............

[DILLIGAFF]

Police have found the spade involved in this incident. The spade is claiming racial prejudice.

[pilgrim]

Police are still trying to weed out the culprits, and soon hope to cultivate a case against them.John Nettles has been enlisted to help out.
A senior officer said ' Thistle soon sort them out. We'll have this case closed in no thyme.'