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any gardeners out there - paul1606 - 19-07-12

I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

Re: any gardeners out there - Hodge - 19-07-12

That joke has grown on me

Re: any gardeners out there - Strifae - 19-07-12

I hope you get to the root of the problem

Re: any gardeners out there - CRH - 19-07-12

(19-07-12, 08:53 PM)paul1606 link Wrote:I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

.....quick update!!!.....police are looking for 2 suspects in this case?...one is described has 6ft tall of slim build,..the other 5ft tall and rather plump!!......a spokes person today said ...police are still....looking "high and low" for them?......... :rolleyes

Re: any gardeners out there - robby boy - 19-07-12

I caught my little girl eating a slug the other night, "eugh" "what did that taste like?" I said. "worms!" was her reply ... I'll get my coat. :rollin

Re: any gardeners out there - Pat - 19-07-12

(19-07-12, 09:46 PM)CRH link Wrote:[quote author=paul1606 link=topic=3914.msg31982#msg31982 date=1342727638]
I went to my allotment last week and found someone has covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.........The plot thickens!

Re: any gardeners out there - richfzs - 19-07-12

oh leaf it out, will ?

Re: any gardeners out there - CRH - 19-07-12

earlier tonight it was reported that the police hadnt got ..mulch..to go on in regards to catching the culprits!!...but they have since named a suspect...who they believe ...plotted the crime as....DUG McGRASSUP...police have warned the public not to approach him as he can be a bit of a ...sod!!!!!!! :rolleyes

Re: any gardeners out there - Looney tune - 19-07-12

I've just soiled my pants laughing..........

.........No, honest, I've shit myself

Re: any gardeners out there - Lawrence - 19-07-12

:groan to all the above Big Grin

Re: any gardeners out there - DryRob - 20-07-12

:lol

Re: any gardeners out there - DILLIGAFF - 20-07-12

At my allotment someone had dug a big hole...................police are looking into it.

Re: any gardeners out there - DILLIGAFF - 20-07-12

NEWS FLASH...........................Police have arrested an Irish topsoil thief at a local allotment. They suspect him of trying to bury the evidence.

Re: any gardeners out there - DryRob - 20-07-12

some of these jokes are truly groundbreaking

Re: any gardeners out there - Skippernick - 20-07-12

:rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: any gardeners out there - CRH - 20-07-12

NEWS UPDATE!!!.....police today confirmed that suspect...dug mcgrassup..was spotted in a greenhouse disguised as a ...flower pot man"..holding?"what police described as a ...sieve?..in front of his face!!....as police said?...obviously trying to ...riddle his way out of it?!!!!!!!.....

Re: any gardeners out there - Lazarus - 20-07-12

keep them coming guys.......im making Christmas Crackers this year and need the input for the jokes :lol :lol

Re: any gardeners out there - CRH - 20-07-12

NEWS FLASH!!!!!....police cuntstuble victoria dandylion of north..ants police ( VD) to her caulys"...yes i know what you all thinking??...poxed int it?..but couldnt think of owt else!!!!!.......said that McGrassup was tracked down to a laxative factory near to his last address!...but was still on the run tonight!!!!!!! :rolleyes .....but she did vowel"..that (no stone would be left unturned)...till McGrassup was apprehandled!!.....his former ( best slate) and brother- in-lawn" ...Angus McCoatup (a farmer taylor from diggernam) said?.....that his in-lawn was a privit sort of chap"...who never had a "pot to piss in"until he took up gardening and broke into that greenhouse!!!!!!!!!!!! :\ .............

Re: any gardeners out there - DILLIGAFF - 21-07-12

Police have found the spade involved in this incident. The spade is claiming racial prejudice.

Re: any gardeners out there - pilgrim - 21-07-12

Police are still trying to weed out the culprits, and soon hope to cultivate a case against them.John Nettles has been enlisted to help out.
A senior officer said ' Thistle soon sort them out. We'll have this case closed in no thyme.'