Insults... whats your best?

[Robbie8666]

I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt  :rollin

yeah I know a bloke called thrush for same reason!
also kids father gets called ankle as he is 2 foot lower than a c*nt !!

for an ugly female they get called crocodillopigs!!
or BOBFOC's lol

[TOADY]

Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that we have motivational posters tell the kids to focus.

[maddog04]

cunt
fuckwit
bellend

the thick cut loaf is a good un as is the reply to someone calling you fat......its coz every time I fuck your Mrs she throws me a biscuit

[Fazer99]

'Cunt' and 'Asshole' are normal weapons of choise but sometimes I blend them together to make 'Cunting-Asshole'  :lol

I've used 'Fucktard' a few times and I'm going to have to add 'Cockwomble' to the arsonal as that word just makes me chuckle  :lol

[locksmith]

I was once mistaken for a totenham fan :eek .

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[kitcrazy]

Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat                         

[crickleymal]

Joking around with my wife once when we were a bit short of cash. She said "I suppose I'm going to have to stand on the street corner again" My response "Nah, we'll get done for littering".
I still walk a bit funny even to this day.

[Exupnut]

Turd burglar cock jockey Shit stabbing twat                       

Was always a bit worried about u Mel

[kitcrazy]

thats not what you said the other day gorgeous

[HarryHornby]

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[HarryHornby]

Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.

There, I fixed that for you.  :rollin :pokefun

[TOADY]

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Fuck nugget and moomin are my two most used insults. Muppet face and fucktard are also utilised. Plus I'm  a teacher so we use the word FOCUS alot when talking about annoying pupils. It stand for "fuck off cunt your stupid " the ironic thing is that as a teacher, I don't know the difference between your and you're.

There, I fixed that for you.  :rollin :pokefun
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Cheers buddy. I teach construction though.  So only need to know how to spell paint. Wood and bricks 

[taylor]

the boy,s I work with have said I say.          I am be polite here but shut up before I knock you out.  I have never heard my self say this.  just normal conversation,???

[Exupnut]

thats not what you said the other day gorgeous

AHA!!! Sooo....ur Mrs can't keep a secret....

[robby boy]

I call Derek that works with our engineers "Dick", just cos he is one, he's never corrected me on it in the 3 years he's worked with the firm  :lol

[fazerscotty]

I have been known to call other engineers "Ring Tailed Lemurs" or "Gibbons" when there has been a fixable cock up.
Otherwise "Shit for brains", "Missing Link" and "Not the shiniest tool in the shed are we?" normally suffice.

However, when out on the open road...............................

[GH600]

Tnuc 

[clayt74]

Kinda like; you're a sandwich short of a picnic.
It's not rude highlights inadequacies

[slappy]

Plain old " tosser" works every time for me.

[sadlonelygit]

best part of you dribbled down yo momma's leg

you're a walking advert for contraception/abortion

did they throw away the baby and name the afterbirth

thrombo........a slow moving clot

thrush..........an irritating cnut

aw bless, you ARE special..........needs to have just the right intonation