+- Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial (https://foc-u.co.uk/mybb)
+-- Forum: General (https://foc-u.co.uk/mybb/forumdisplay.php?fid=65)
+--- Forum: General (https://foc-u.co.uk/mybb/forumdisplay.php?fid=69)
+--- Thread: Insults... whats your best? (/showthread.php?tid=76127)
Insults... whats your best? - Robbie8666 - 13-07-16
After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
Insults... whats your best? - Exupnut - 13-07-16
When I see a slow red biker farting along I normally call them Paul..that REALLY annoys them.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - HarryHornby - 13-07-16
Donkey cock sucking monkey fucker....
I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt :rollin
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Megawatt - 13-07-16
You've got much better taste than your wife.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - lew600fazer - 13-07-16
If you had brains you would be fucking dangerous (wife number 1 to me )
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Exupnut - 13-07-16
She was right lol
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Bretty - 13-07-16
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Bretty - 13-07-16
About 12yrs ago a colleague called me a bellend. It still grates and niggles me to this day and I deeply regret not punching him in the face.
You bellend!
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Exupnut - 13-07-16
If u shut the fuck up.....I'll just think your a cunt.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - red98 - 13-07-16
Not nice being called a FUDNUT unless you are one :rolleyes
Re: Insults... whats your best? - celticdog - 13-07-16
(13-07-16, 06:20 PM)Bretty link Wrote: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.I like that one :lol
Calling someone a Numpty is still one of my favourites.
She was so ugly I wouldn't even ride her into battle.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Val - 13-07-16
I'll go for plonker and mangina :lol
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Fazer99 - 13-07-16
Called a boss in a previous job a 'purple headed womb ferret' because he was being a right dick :lol
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Frosties - 13-07-16
(13-07-16, 01:00 PM)Robbie8666 link Wrote: After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
Cockwomble I still use to this day - love it!
Also like fuckwit & fucktard.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Cellarman - 13-07-16
If you enjoy a good insult join "the fry up police" group on facebook, funny as fook
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Robgosty - 13-07-16
Fucktard 8)
Re: Insults... whats your best? - bri h - 13-07-16
I was once mistaken for a totenham fan :eek .
Re: Insults... whats your best? - clayt74 - 13-07-16
I use twatwaffle as an instant...
But when in conversation with an assshole I like to tell then to FOCUS........Fuck Off Cos U Stupid!!!!!
Insulting them ,without them even realising it!!!
Happy days!!!!!!
Re: Insults... whats your best? - Streetbudgie - 13-07-16
I used to call a bloke at my previous job Stumblebum, as he would always wander up to your desk and mumble away about some bollocks that he didn't understand and then expect you to tell him all about it.
Plus he did not understand the concept of being at lunch means do not fucking disturb me.
I hate open plan offices with a passion for this reason alone.
To be honest my favourite insult is the good old fashioned 'Cunt'.
Precise and to the point and you can embellish it with an adjective such as 'fat' or 'stupid' for extra cunting value.
If you enjoy the C word as much as me check out Holy Flaps on Facebook.
Re: Insults... whats your best? - darrsi - 14-07-16
Ever since watching the film "Someone Marry Barry" (very funny film) i've been known to use the word "twunt" quite often which sounds non offensive and offensive at the same time.