After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
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When I see a slow red biker farting along I normally call them Paul..that REALLY annoys them.
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I heard someone get called Thrush once, I asked why, it's because he was an annoying cunt :rollin
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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
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About 12yrs ago a colleague called me a bellend. It still grates and niggles me to this day and I deeply regret not punching him in the face.
You bellend!
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If u shut the fuck up.....I'll just think your a cunt.
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Not nice being called a FUDNUT unless you are one :rolleyes
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(13-07-16, 06:20 PM)Bretty link Wrote: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but actually it said, 'thick CUT'.
I like that one :lol
Calling someone a Numpty is still one of my favourites.
She was so ugly I wouldn't even ride her into battle.
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I'll go for plonker and mangina :lol
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(13-07-16, 01:00 PM)Robbie8666 link Wrote: After overhearing 1 colleague refer to another as a "Cockwomble" (an insult I'd not heard in years!) got me thinking.. what's the best insult you ever heard, even if it was directed at you and you thought 'you know what, that's a good one I'll let you have that!'
I like using the term Wazzock! as people know its an insult but its not strong enough for them to retaliate to!
Cockwomble I still use to this day - love it!
Also like fuckwit & fucktard.
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13-07-16, 10:52 PM
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I used to call a bloke at my previous job Stumblebum, as he would always wander up to your desk and mumble away about some bollocks that he didn't understand and then expect you to tell him all about it.
Plus he did not understand the concept of being at lunch means do not fucking disturb me.
I hate open plan offices with a passion for this reason alone.
To be honest my favourite insult is the good old fashioned 'Cunt'.
Precise and to the point and you can embellish it with an adjective such as 'fat' or 'stupid' for extra cunting value.
If you enjoy the C word as much as me check out Holy Flaps on Facebook.
Ever since watching the film "Someone Marry Barry" (very funny film) i've been known to use the word "twunt" quite often which sounds non offensive and offensive at the same time.
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