Find my wife's best mate a fella

[His Dudeness]

[quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek
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Only joking with ya!

[pilninggas]

[quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17672.msg204085#msg204085 date=1437138430]
[quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek
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Only joking with ya!
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#topbantz

Harry's wife's mate sounds like a catch btw....

[dazza]

Hmm, if it sounds too good to be true

[HarryHornby]

Shit Dazza, you stalking our wives??????? where the foc did you get a pic of my Mrs????


#So focing glad she don't look at this site!  :rollin


Now, other than me and Punk who are youngsters, surely someone on here has a Son, Grandson, great grandson that's looking for love...... 

[red98]

[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.

She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"








mmmmmmm no, 35  is good for me  .....pass no my details I think I might be able to help out 


Oi....harry numbnuts.....you forgot to put the price, how much we talking about and can I pay by card ?..........

[lew600fazer]

[quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17672.msg204085#msg204085 date=1437138430]
[quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek
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Only joking with ya!
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I know , but I am a miserable moaning twat, my mrs has just told me that!!! thing is why has she put up with me for 34 years, we should run a poll , who wishes the wife would feckoff . If mine goes I would head for Guatamala, can live there for about 200$ a week wall to wall fanny, now were did I keep them wee blue pills and me passport.

[slappy]

Sod the fanny and blue pills in Guatamala, as long as my mrs left and promised not to ever come back I would be quite happy here.

[lew600fazer]

yes but the weather and the fanny is better there

[midden]

Never one to blow my own trumpet but just as I pucker up, I read I'm just off the age limit.  Shame she's on my way home too    :'(

[Razgruff]

I'm 51 and a twat mokin
guess that's why I always get the bunny boilers  :2guns

[YamFazFan]

[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
Rides in all weathers,

Well that's me out then  :\
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+1 un

Not too sure that I would meet the height restriction criteria either :'(

So yep, that's me out too :lol.