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Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 16-07-15
OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.
My wife's best mate needs a decent chap in her life, so as a last resort I thought I would try here :rollin
She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"
Size 10, Cracking bangers
rides a 125, but hey, she's a biker. Rides in all weathers, commutes into London.
Got a good financial job in the City
Lives near Sun in the Sands (Black Heath sort of way)
Likes a drink
Enjoys a good laugh :whip
Enjoys travel
Great cook
We think she's easy going, certainly not a bunny boiler, genuine nice girl, just keeps meeting twats.
Pref looking for someone 30 to 45 (Sorry Dazza). And no short men, pref taller than 5' 7" (and she adds she knows how tall that is so no blagging it LOL)
Come on guys, apply here via PM if interested. I'm fully expecting some piss taking, I've even got the popcorn ready LOL
:lurk
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - downey - 16-07-15
ha ha good on ya mate but :useless cant we all have a leer at this cracker that isnt a bunny boiler :lol ,,does such a woman really exist ,,and is she willing to travel :lol
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 16-07-15
Happy to PM a pic to anyone at least half genuine!
You wouldn't be disappointed!Ireland is a bit far Downey, sorry dude.
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - dazza - 16-07-15
She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 16-07-15
(16-07-15, 10:21 PM)dazza link Wrote: She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol
Now there are some things that I can't divulge, Dazza! LOL
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - noggythenog - 16-07-15
Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep
Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.
If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - fazersharp - 16-07-15
(16-07-15, 09:52 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: Rides in all weathers,
Well that's me out then :\
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - Frosties - 16-07-15
(16-07-15, 11:16 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
Rides in all weathers,
Well that's me out then :\
[/quote]
Err, I was thinking of riding as in Al Fresco :lol
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - celticdog - 17-07-15
(16-07-15, 09:52 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: Size 10, Cracking bangers
:woot wow! she makes her own fireworks?
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - Val - 17-07-15
Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously :lol
Unfortunately I am married :'(
Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs :lol
Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 17-07-15
(16-07-15, 11:08 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep
Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.
If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!
She spent far too long (several years) with a chap who kept promising he would move in with her and take the next step, it took her years to twig that nothing was going to change. She dumped him last year and since then, despite going out with friends and meeting blokes or meeting them through online dating they are either after just one thing (she's done all that but now wants a relationship), they lie about their age, height or looks, or they are rather vague and I suppose occasional, the sort where work always gets in the way and they can't see her on a regular basis. We think this is code for I've got about 3 of you on the go and "work" is one of the other girls.
She's had attention from guys at work but they are either really not her type or married.
(17-07-15, 12:29 AM)Val link Wrote: Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously :lol
Unfortunately I am married :'(
Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs :lol
Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.
I'll ask her Val, worth a shot. Have you asked the wife yet? ha ha
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - darrsi - 17-07-15
[size=1em]"...they lie about their age, height or looks..."[/size]
How awful, women would never do that.......if you ignore the high heels, make-up, and lies about their age. :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - lew600fazer - 17-07-15
She could always try and make an old man happy, I have one foot in the grave and have a few bob!!!!
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - His Dudeness - 17-07-15
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right :lol
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - BBROWN1664 - 17-07-15
Harry, if she is that good, get some pics up here and give her one yourself :pokefun
Your Mrs wont mind as you are helping her friend out.
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 17-07-15
I have suggested a 3some, or even just the two of them while I film but apparently that ain't gonna happen..... what a spoil sport my wife is!
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - dazza - 17-07-15
There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.
Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - lew600fazer - 17-07-15
(17-07-15, 08:54 AM)His Dudeness link Wrote: She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right :lolHi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!! as one of those is supposed to be useful. :eek
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - Dead Eye - 17-07-15
Another thread perfectly suited to the foccer crowd haha
Where's Exup, I'm sure he'd take one for the team
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - clayt74 - 17-07-15
(17-07-15, 01:37 PM)dazza link Wrote: There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.
Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol
Oi Dazza, where did you get a pic of my Mrs from!!!
As I said on another post I'm due an upgrade