Find my wife's best mate a fella

[HarryHornby]

OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.


My wife's best mate needs a decent chap in her life, so as a last resort I thought I would try here  :rollin


She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"
Size 10, Cracking bangers
rides a 125, but hey, she's a biker. Rides in all weathers, commutes into London.
Got a good financial job in the City
Lives near Sun in the Sands (Black Heath sort of way)
Likes a drink
Enjoys a good laugh  :whip
Enjoys travel
Great cook
We think she's easy going, certainly not a bunny boiler, genuine nice girl, just keeps meeting twats.
Pref looking for someone 30 to 45 (Sorry Dazza). And no short men, pref taller than 5' 7" (and she adds she knows how tall that is so no blagging it LOL)


Come on guys, apply here via PM  if interested.  I'm fully expecting some piss taking, I've even got the popcorn ready LOL


:lurk

[downey]

ha ha good on ya mate but  :useless cant we all have a leer at this cracker that isnt a bunny boiler  :lol ,,does such a woman really exist ,,and is she willing to travel  :lol

[HarryHornby]

Happy to PM a pic to anyone at least half genuine!    You wouldn't be disappointed!


Ireland is a bit far Downey, sorry dude.

[dazza]

She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol

[HarryHornby]

She's too old and tall for me anyway Harry, unless she takes it up the chuffa, then tell her to prepare for the walk of shame :lol

Now there are some things that I can't divulge, Dazza! LOL

[noggythenog]

Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep


Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.


If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!

[fazersharp]

Rides in all weathers,

Well that's me out then  :\

[Frosties]

[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
Rides in all weathers,

Well that's me out then  :\
[/quote]

Err, I was thinking of riding as in Al Fresco  :lol

[celticdog]

Size 10, Cracking bangers

:woot wow! she makes her own fireworks?

[Val]

Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously  :lol

Unfortunately I am married  :'(

Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs  :lol

Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.

[HarryHornby]

Good thread Harry & i hope some lucky foccer gets happy........& balls deep


Not meaning to go on my London high horse again.......but what the foc is it with that place at the mo....can they not talk or are they just all knobjockeys when they do talk because none of them are actually from London in the first place.


If only i hadnt married dolly............baaaa aa a a!!!

She spent far too long (several years) with a chap who kept promising he would move in with her and take the next step, it took her years to twig that nothing was going to change.  She dumped him last year and since then, despite going out with friends and meeting blokes or meeting them through online dating they are either after just one thing (she's done all that but now wants a relationship), they lie about their age, height or looks, or they are rather vague and I suppose occasional, the sort where work always gets in the way and they can't see her on a regular basis.  We think this is code for I've got about 3 of you on the go and "work" is one of the other girls.


She's had attention from guys at work but they are either really not her type or married.

Sounds great like perfect match for me. I am nice, tall, handsome and very modest foccer obviously  :lol

Unfortunately I am married  :'(

Is there any chance she is up for adoption? We already have two boxer dogs  :lol

Not sure the missus would agree though...if I bring her home too.

I'll ask her Val, worth a shot.  Have you asked the wife yet? ha ha

[darrsi]

[size=1em]"...they lie about their age, height or looks..."[/size]

How awful, women would never do that.......if you ignore the high heels, make-up, and lies about their age. :rollin :rollin :rollin

[lew600fazer]

She could always try and make an old man happy, I have one foot in the grave and have a few bob!!!!

[His Dudeness]

She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

[BBROWN1664]

Harry, if she is that good, get some pics up here and give her one yourself :pokefun

Your Mrs wont mind as you are helping her friend out.

[HarryHornby]

I have suggested a 3some, or even just the two of them while I film but apparently that ain't gonna happen..... what a spoil sport my wife is! 

[dazza]

There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.

Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol

[lew600fazer]

She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right  :lol

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful.  :eek

[Dead Eye]

Another thread perfectly suited to the foccer crowd haha

Where's Exup, I'm sure he'd take one for the team

[clayt74]

There is so much joy in this thread already but c'mon we want pics.

Otherwise we will just have to speculate and use our imaginations.....................And you know what that means..... :lol

Oi Dazza,  where did you get a pic of my Mrs from!!!
As I said on another post I'm due an upgrade