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Touring Europe the Dating site way
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17-01-14, 12:05 AM
Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it :evil
Austria very pretty, next stop France
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate.... 
17-01-14, 12:10 AM
Maybe you could sort out some "free" accommodation with some Euro-ho's and take your bike on a shagging spree?
Not quite sure what to do with my early mid-life crisis. Ideas on a post card to P.O.BOX 150...
17-01-14, 12:26 AM
Well the potential must surely be there atleast up until in my case the point of visual reality. Then I'd definitely be focced :evil
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
17-01-14, 01:06 AM
How's your patter? If you've got the gift of the gab, looks don't matter. I have always managed to punch above my weight. If your chat is shite, perhaps some fetish dating site? Or blind/fat/ugly may be the way to go...? You don't want to be left on a door step with your panniers in hand and no bed for the night.
Not quite sure what to do with my early mid-life crisis. Ideas on a post card to P.O.BOX 150...
17-01-14, 06:57 PM
17-01-14, 07:11 PM
oh don't be I'll make sure they have a back garden for u to pitch the tent :evil
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
17-01-14, 07:18 PM
I can see 3 possible outcomes to this tour.
1. We do it and I come back happy having enjoyed it thoroughly.  2. We do it and I come back traumatised for life. :eek 3. We do it, and I'm never seen or heard from again. :eek :eek
17-01-14, 08:16 PM
let's go with 1 & 2 then :evil
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
17-01-14, 08:22 PM
Of course, if I forget my pills, it could go very differently
:evil :evil
18-01-14, 05:49 PM
Hey up I'm not that kind of lad...............pil or no pil ............you'll be in ur tent alone
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
18-01-14, 06:28 PM
Thank foc for that - no need to bring the carefully sharpened hunting knife then....
When I said I fancied riding my way round Europe, you seem to have been thinking a little differently to me :rolleyes :lol
18-01-14, 06:32 PM
Obviously if the opportunity arose for a bit of night riding I wouldn't turn it down 8)
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
18-01-14, 06:48 PM
:eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!
Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then :lol
18-01-14, 06:51 PM
(18-01-14, 06:48 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: :eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!Might be an idea incase she visits. You'll be entertaing her goat
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
18-01-14, 07:29 PM
Talk about building yourself up for disappointment :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely :b
18-01-14, 07:37 PM
18-01-14, 08:10 PM
(18-01-14, 07:37 PM)rustyrider link Wrote: Just be careful if you end up in Germany..... Sign me up! :lol
The Deef's apprentice
19-01-14, 07:42 AM
(18-01-14, 07:29 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Talk about building yourself up for disappointment :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely :bOh no already been there. Goat lovers unite
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....
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