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Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 17-01-14
Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it :evil
Austria very pretty, next stop France
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - adeejaysdelight - 17-01-14
Maybe you could sort out some "free" accommodation with some Euro-ho's and take your bike on a shagging spree?
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 17-01-14
Well the potential must surely be there atleast up until in my case the point of visual reality. Then I'd definitely be focced :evil
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - adeejaysdelight - 17-01-14
How's your patter? If you've got the gift of the gab, looks don't matter. I have always managed to punch above my weight. If your chat is shite, perhaps some fetish dating site? Or blind/fat/ugly may be the way to go...? You don't want to be left on a door step with your panniers in hand and no bed for the night.
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 17-01-14
(17-01-14, 12:05 AM)midden link Wrote: Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it :evil
Austria very pretty, next stop France
Now I'm worried. Very worried.
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 17-01-14
oh don't be I'll make sure they have a back garden for u to pitch the tent :evil
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 17-01-14
I can see 3 possible outcomes to this tour.
1. We do it and I come back happy having enjoyed it thoroughly.
2. We do it and I come back traumatised for life. :eek
3. We do it, and I'm never seen or heard from again. :eek :eek
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 17-01-14
let's go with 1 & 2 then :evil
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 17-01-14
Of course, if I forget my pills, it could go very differently
:evil :evil
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 18-01-14
Hey up I'm not that kind of lad...............pil or no pil ............you'll be in ur tent alone
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 18-01-14
Thank foc for that - no need to bring the carefully sharpened hunting knife then....
When I said I fancied riding my way round Europe, you seem to have been thinking a little differently to me :rolleyes :lol
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 18-01-14
Obviously if the opportunity arose for a bit of night riding I wouldn't turn it down 8)
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 18-01-14
:eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!
Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then :lol
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 18-01-14
(18-01-14, 06:48 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: :eek Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!Might be an idea incase she visits. You'll be entertaing her goat
Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then :lol
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - nick crisp - 18-01-14
Talk about building yourself up for disappointment :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely :b
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - rustyrider - 18-01-14
Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - ChristoT - 18-01-14
(18-01-14, 07:37 PM)rustyrider link Wrote: Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563
Sign me up! :lol
Re: Touring Europe the Dating site way - midden - 19-01-14
(18-01-14, 07:29 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Talk about building yourself up for disappointment :lol You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely :bOh no already been there. Goat lovers unite