13-04-13, 12:01 AM
Who remembers this guy? Anyone got a monkey spunk Fazer? Lol
It will be OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.
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13-04-13, 12:44 AM
No sorry I don't remember that, now the "fat slags" is another thing, lol.
 
13-04-13, 01:28 AM
Think I've just put myself on a police watch list searching google for the character that asked, "to climb into your daughter's box to grow big"
thou shalt not kick
13-04-13, 12:15 PM
I do remember Sid the Sexist fffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and the fabulous Bacons, who can still be regularly seen on Jeremy Kyle.
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
13-04-13, 02:21 PM
And good old Buster :lol :lol
Sent from a fat foccer sitting in front of his pooter
13-04-13, 09:29 PM
Top tips was my favourite. I still keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge in case anybody fancies a black coffee!
14-04-13, 12:04 PM
Jon :lol :rollin :rollin :lol
My favourite............ " BIRDWATCHERS. If you have any old bits of wood laying about, nail them to your trees to attract woodpeckers" I think I was on a train in rush hour when I read that............................. got some very strange looks.
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
14-04-13, 12:27 PM
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed! Genius tips for everyday life 
14-04-13, 07:38 PM
Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...
Fav 'top tip': "Here's a message to all you taxi drivers out there; why not pop along to your local garage and get those indicators fixed so other road users know where the f*ck you're going!"
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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14-04-13, 08:13 PM
Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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14-04-13, 09:39 PM
(14-04-13, 07:38 PM)steeeve66 link Wrote: Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...IIRC they changed the title to "Honest Romany Folk" the issue after.. :rollin
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14-04-13, 10:56 PM
Johnny Fartpants was the best - FACT :lol
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
15-04-13, 03:26 PM
Prevent eggs from rolling off your worktop by placing them in a bowl or similar receptacle.
15-04-13, 08:46 PM
Save on expensive water bills by washing with masking tape, wrap yourself in it from head to toe and simply peel off the dirt...
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