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Viz - demic77 - 13-04-13
Who remembers this guy? Anyone got a monkey spunk Fazer? Lol
Re: Viz - chaz - 13-04-13
No sorry I don't remember that, now the "fat slags" is another thing, lol.
Re: Viz - Tiberius Onklevaart - 13-04-13
His leopard fanny batter scooter was far cooler
Re: Viz - DryRob - 13-04-13
Think I've just put myself on a police watch list searching google for the character that asked, "to climb into your daughter's box to grow big"
Re: Viz - DILLIGAFF - 13-04-13
I do remember Sid the Sexist fffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and the fabulous Bacons, who can still be regularly seen on Jeremy Kyle.
Re: Viz - DryRob - 13-04-13
I was quite partial to Raffles the gentleman thug
Re: Viz - Agent Picolax - 13-04-13
And good old Buster :lol :lol
Re: Viz - jon - 13-04-13
Top tips was my favourite. I still keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge in case anybody fancies a black coffee!
Re: Viz - DILLIGAFF - 14-04-13
Jon :lol :rollin :rollin :lol
My favourite............
" BIRDWATCHERS. If you have any old bits of wood laying about, nail them to your trees to attract woodpeckers"
I think I was on a train in rush hour when I read that............................. got some very strange looks.
Re: Viz - Lawrence - 14-04-13
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to “fast wipe” whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed!
Genius tips for everyday life
Re: Viz - steeeve66 - 14-04-13
Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...
Fav 'top tip': "Here's a message to all you taxi drivers out there; why not pop along to your local garage and get those indicators fixed so other road users know where the f*ck you're going!"
Re: Viz - Exupnut - 14-04-13
Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
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Re: Viz - demic77 - 14-04-13
(14-04-13, 07:38 PM)steeeve66 link Wrote: Does no one remember "thieving Gypsy Bastards!"? It lasted one issue as there were so many complaints...IIRC they changed the title to "Honest Romany Folk" the issue after.. :rollin
Re: Viz - dr bong - 14-04-13
Johnny Fartpants was the best - FACT :lol
Re: Viz - Andy Clap - 15-04-13
Prevent eggs from rolling off your worktop by placing them in a bowl or similar receptacle.
Re: Viz - acid drop - 15-04-13
Roger Mellie and Spoilt Bastard were my favourites
Re: Viz - demic77 - 15-04-13
Save on expensive water bills by washing with masking tape, wrap yourself in it from head to toe and simply peel off the dirt...
Re: Viz - DryRob - 18-04-13
(14-04-13, 08:13 PM)Exupnut link Wrote: Postman plod miserable bastard and biffa bacon were my favourite's.
Postman plod delivering a letter: what's this photos do not bend? Of course they do look...