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Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally
#1
Deposit down on a new bike.  Booyakasha!
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#2
Well done Sally.
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#3
What you getting Sally?
Sent from my pants - using talkingbollocks
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#4
Well, Sally's done a bad thing, a terrible bad thing.


You want the truth?..


You can't handle the truth.
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#5
You got a Herley!!!
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#6
Put down a deposit on an HP4... got me one of these


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I am getting SO much snatch now!
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#7
I'd never heard of it. But now I've read this: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012...w-2013-hp4 I want one too Smile Looks well cool. Is there a long waiting list?
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#8
They aren't out yet, and there's hardly any details out yet; price not known (thought to be around £16-£18k, but don't know - that's a real bum-clencher for the deposit I'll tell you), spec not yet fully know - even the dealerships don't know yet), can't get any idea of insurance as they can't quote yet. yada yada yada.

They're only supposedly making 1,000 worldwide; 150 coming to the UK.  1 coming to me. :eek

Actually test rode an S1000rr, the first time I'll see my own bike is probably the day I pick it up (although might actually go to this years NEC show to see one).

The base version is total warp-speed nuts.  Thankfully, I'm knocking on the door of 40 now, so I've learned sufficient self restraint.  Surely just a coincidence about the "lose your licence" post
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#9
Blimey :eek
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#10
You better not tell your mrs your getting loads of snatch or your nuts will be on the block!
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again
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#11
Ahhh.... So I haven't spoken to you in years and you threaten my testicles.

You want me. Sexually.
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#12
I meant she may not understand :pokefun
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again
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#13
Nah he wants you sexually  :eek

Feck me poody, you had a windfall or something? buying a bike that aint out yet and you don't know how much they are  8)
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#14
:agree I'm building a bike. You can put a £5,000 deposit on that if you like Smile
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#15
Nice one
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#16
Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)

The world has changed since last I was this way.  Have two little boys, my own company, moved to a village near Canterbury, become funny; you'd be amazed.  Still skint mind, but I saw it and became a dribbling moron (alright, more of a dribbling moron).  Then I test rode it's little brother, and I was hooked.

And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup
I can put three hundred letters in here? Really?  I can dump this much crap at the bottom of each and every post and reply that I do, and there not a stinking thing  you can do about it.  I can also put in a picture you say?  My my, aren’t we generous with the space all of a sudden.  This won’t last
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#17
(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
:rollin :rollin :rollin now that's some funny shit

full licenses don't come in cornflake packets!
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#18
(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup
Oh it's very 'special' but as for carbon, well the spec isn't as yet available to the general plebs public. We are, however, accepting deposits :deal
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(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
for those that have met you, that's a very scary image. thanks.
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#20
Is this the marco cimonchelli memorial bike ?
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