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Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 29-09-12

Deposit down on a new bike.  Booyakasha!


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Hodge - 29-09-12

Well done Sally.


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Jacko - 29-09-12

What you getting Sally?


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 29-09-12

Well, Sally's done a bad thing, a terrible bad thing.


You want the truth?..


You can't handle the truth.


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Farjo - 29-09-12

You got a Herley!!!


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 29-09-12

Put down a deposit on an HP4... got me one of these


[Image: bmwhp412.jpg]


I am getting SO much snatch now!


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Farjo - 29-09-12

I'd never heard of it. But now I've read this: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-08/03/bmw-2013-hp4 I want one too Smile Looks well cool. Is there a long waiting list?


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 29-09-12

They aren't out yet, and there's hardly any details out yet; price not known (thought to be around £16-£18k, but don't know - that's a real bum-clencher for the deposit I'll tell you), spec not yet fully know - even the dealerships don't know yet), can't get any idea of insurance as they can't quote yet. yada yada yada.

They're only supposedly making 1,000 worldwide; 150 coming to the UK.  1 coming to me. :eek

Actually test rode an S1000rr, the first time I'll see my own bike is probably the day I pick it up (although might actually go to this years NEC show to see one).

The base version is total warp-speed nuts.  Thankfully, I'm knocking on the door of 40 now, so I've learned sufficient self restraint.  Surely just a coincidence about the "lose your licence" post


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Farjo - 29-09-12

Blimey :eek


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - BBROWN1664 - 29-09-12

You better not tell your mrs your getting loads of snatch or your nuts will be on the block!


Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 29-09-12

Ahhh.... So I haven't spoken to you in years and you threaten my testicles.

You want me. Sexually.


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - BBROWN1664 - 30-09-12

I meant she may not understand :pokefun


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - locksmith - 30-09-12

Nah he wants you sexually  :eek

Feck me poody, you had a windfall or something? buying a bike that aint out yet and you don't know how much they are  8)


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Farjo - 30-09-12

:agree I'm building a bike. You can put a £5,000 deposit on that if you like Smile


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - smithfz - 30-09-12

Nice one


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Poodyboy - 30-09-12

Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)

The world has changed since last I was this way.  Have two little boys, my own company, moved to a village near Canterbury, become funny; you'd be amazed.  Still skint mind, but I saw it and became a dribbling moron (alright, more of a dribbling moron).  Then I test rode it's little brother, and I was hooked.

And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup



Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - bikerboys - 30-09-12

(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: Locky... I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
:rollin :rollin :rollin now that's some funny shit




Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - Farjo - 30-09-12

(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: And Frazer, how much carbon is there on this bike you mention.  Always a sucker for a special edition :thumbup
Oh it's very 'special' but as for carbon, well the spec isn't as yet available to the general plebs public. We are, however, accepting deposits :deal


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - GringoRojo - 01-10-12

(30-09-12, 07:59 PM)Poodyboy link Wrote: I've been pimping my arse out.  A lot, no really, a lot.  I'm sore, and left with a flatulence problem (I'm told the technical term is flappy ring)
for those that have met you, that's a very scary image. thanks.


Re: Well Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sally - headgonekneedown - 03-10-12

Is this the marco cimonchelli memorial bike ?