Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls)
:wall
The Frying Scotsman
Do your legs not look like that anyway?
:pokefun
No I think you may be getting confused with my spuds
The Frying Scotsman
Your spuds are blighted??
We know what happens with that, don't we?
:rollin
Scottish Midgies??
English Mossies??? :lol
Try these Egyptian blighters!! :eek My poor missus got eaten alive a couple of years ago.
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, FIX IT 'TILL IT IS.
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek Bloody hell, they sure did. But why did they leave her leg ?!!!!!!!!!
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
Avon skin so soft, works a treat seems to be especially effective on scotties.
doesn't seem to bother the flipping Eng Mossies
The Frying Scotsman
Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh
didnt know we had mossie,s in engerlund ?
Its just a ride
Yarrp and evil little getts they are too
The Frying Scotsman
its the female ones that bite you know.
Got bit by a clegg up near Stirling once...
I thought to my self, just before the incident, oh my! what a large strange looking flying type thing that's landed on my arm. Then BAM! it was like a f-ing rottweiler!
Definately the Scottish ones are worse than English- they ate us alive when we were up there last- we were filling up with fuel with our visors down and sweating buckets :b
Greybeard now