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Itch - BIG MAC - 30-05-12
Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls)
:wall
Re: Itch - Aegis Bearing Mel - 30-05-12
Do your legs not look like that anyway?
:pokefun
Re: Itch - BIG MAC - 30-05-12
No I think you may be getting confused with my spuds
Re: Itch - Aegis Bearing Mel - 30-05-12
Your spuds are blighted??
We know what happens with that, don't we?
:rollin
Re: Itch - SEPTIKANGEL - 30-05-12
Scottish Midgies??
English Mossies??? :lol
Try these Egyptian blighters!! :eek My poor missus got eaten alive a couple of years ago.
![[Image: EGYPT067.jpg]](http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh294/septikangel/EGYPT/EGYPT067.jpg)
Re: Itch - Looney tune - 30-05-12
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek Bloody hell, they sure did. But why did they leave her leg ?!!!!!!!!!
Re: Itch - eiderrider - 30-05-12
Avon skin so soft, works a treat seems to be especially effective on scotties.
Re: Itch - BIG MAC - 30-05-12
doesn't seem to bother the flipping Eng Mossies
Re: Itch - Gingernutz - 31-05-12
Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh
Re: Itch - Chillum - 31-05-12
(31-05-12, 12:13 AM)Gingernutz link Wrote: Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh
Blech! I could have done without that just before lunch!
That leg looks like they laid eggs in there, not just had a nibble! Horrible bloody things.
Re: Itch - bigralphie - 31-05-12
didnt know we had mossie,s in engerlund ?
Re: Itch - BIG MAC - 31-05-12
Yarrp and evil little getts they are too
Re: Itch - GringoRojo - 31-05-12
its the female ones that bite you know.
Re: Itch - JZS 600 - 31-05-12
Got bit by a clegg up near Stirling once...
I thought to my self, just before the incident, oh my! what a large strange looking flying type thing that's landed on my arm. Then BAM! it was like a f-ing rottweiler!
Re: Itch - dolau - 31-05-12
Definately the Scottish ones are worse than English- they ate us alive when we were up there last- we were filling up with fuel with our visors down and sweating buckets :b