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30-05-12, 05:41 PM
Scottish Midges -vs- English b457ard1ng mossies.....discuss...
(Lumps on legs look like bliddy suppurating golf balls) :wall
The Frying Scotsman
30-05-12, 08:19 PM
Do your legs not look like that anyway?
:pokefun
30-05-12, 09:07 PM
Your spuds are blighted??
We know what happens with that, don't we? :rollin 
30-05-12, 09:51 PM
Scottish Midgies??
 English Mossies??? :lol Try these Egyptian blighters!! :eek My poor missus got eaten alive a couple of years ago. ![[Image: EGYPT067.jpg]](http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh294/septikangel/EGYPT/EGYPT067.jpg)
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, FIX IT 'TILL IT IS.
30-05-12, 11:35 PM
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek Bloody hell, they sure did. But why did they leave her leg ?!!!!!!!!!
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !! 
30-05-12, 11:40 PM
Avon skin so soft, works a treat seems to be especially effective on scotties.
31-05-12, 12:13 AM
Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh
31-05-12, 10:55 AM
(31-05-12, 12:13 AM)Gingernutz link Wrote: Had a weird one at the weekend. Rolling up to a roundabout at maybe 30 I opened my visor half an inch - half a second later a fly went into my left eye and I made an effeminate noise - I had to stop anyway so opened my lid and rubbed my eye with a gloves hand. The pain went and I could see so off I went. Two days later I was in the shower and noticed my eye was stinging , rubbed it and a very gunked up fly came out eughhhh Blech! I could have done without that just before lunch! That leg looks like they laid eggs in there, not just had a nibble! Horrible bloody things.  
31-05-12, 07:09 PM
Got bit by a clegg up near Stirling once...
I thought to my self, just before the incident, oh my! what a large strange looking flying type thing that's landed on my arm. Then BAM! it was like a f-ing rottweiler! |
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