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I hate sheep!
#21
well I hate hitchhikers? and hitchhikers hate ford sierras, well one does at least, lol.
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#22
(20-07-13, 04:45 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Must be national wildlife suicide day today, as I clipped a small bird with my elbow this morning.

Funny, I usually use clippers  :lol :lol :lol
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell him your plans.
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#23
(20-07-13, 04:45 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Lucky fella! Lamb chops tonight then? Must be national wildlife suicide day today, as I clipped a small bird with my elbow this morning.
Well, if she hadn't given me a load of verbal... :lol
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#24
The sheep probably has an I hate bikers thread up somewhere
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#25
If he didn't have before, he definately will now! He's certainly got a limp that he won't forget in a while.
Stop polishing it and ride the bloody thing!!
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#26
(21-07-13, 09:11 PM)stevierst link Wrote: If he didn't have before, he definately will now! He's certainly got a limp that he won't forget in a while.
He'll forget it when it's lamb chop time :-P
Opinions are like A**holes, Everyone has one.  Some people seem to have more than one though which is a bit odd.
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#27
(21-07-13, 02:50 PM)simonm link Wrote: [quote author=Fizzy Pies link=topic=8939.msg89234#msg89234 date=1374413570]
[quote author=Skippernick link=topic=8939.msg89163#msg89163 date=1374391444]
Use velcro gloves for sheep shagging not a motorbike!! Wink

Snapping their front legs and putting their rear legs in your wellies to stop them running away works well too Wink
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That.  Is.  A. Whole.  New. Level.  I never want to think about that again, ever.  Thanks for that  :eek
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Thats why us scotsmen wear kilts ..... and have lots of cliffs Smile
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
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#28
I was wondering when someone would bring up the Welsh! :rofl
The Deef's apprentice
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