fazer under attack !!!!!!!

[fazersharp]

Last year we had a buzzard fly into our patio door, and it fell to the ground unconscious. After googling what to do, and ringing the local bird sanctuary, they told me to put it in a cardboard box and bring it to them to recuperate. So I get my toughest bike gloves on, helmet, jacket ..... ALL THE GEAR, ALL THE TIME. As I bent down one eye opened, it looked at me, shrieked and focced off! 

I did the same thing years ago whilst living at home we had a massive Christmas tree taller than the house and there was a cat 3/4 the way up so I too donned the gloves and helmet and it one look at this weird thing approaching muttering sh1t sh1t sh1t it just jumped, I think the wider branches below saved it.