24-01-17, 02:06 PM
(24-01-17, 12:52 PM)DILLIGAFF link Wrote: Little Johnny was late for school and told his teacher "Sorry miss but Granny got burnt"
Oh, nothing too serious I hope?
Well miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium.
Have a heart guys, I only just buried my Granny yesterday :'(
Mind you took some doing, ended up having to smack her over the head with the spade as she kept trying to climb back out of the hole.