18-12-16, 11:45 PM
:lolĀ 'Tis the season! The missus works part time at Tesco and has drawn the short straw by having to work boxing day. She says it's foccin hilarious! Last year people came in with a half eaten turkey carcass demanding their money back as it was too dry! They're there at 9 am waiting for the shutters to rise to get their fix of consumerism.
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.