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Happy Christmas - kitcrazy - 18-12-16
Happy Christmas to all you foccers bring on the new year and a lot more great rides . :thumbup
Re: Happy Christmas - acid drop - 18-12-16
Merry Fuckin Christmas Ho Ho Fuckin Ho , Bah Humbug
Re: Happy Christmas - Freck - 18-12-16
It's not Christmas yet, another week yet yer foccer! :lol
Re: Happy Christmas - nick crisp - 18-12-16
[color=rgb(24, 36, 48)]NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN: [/color][color=rgb(24, 36, 48)]Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers.
Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras[/color][color=rgb(24, 36, 48)] from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.
Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly. Compliance of these guidelines is advised in order for you to fully participate with the festive spirit.
thxs
Risk Management Team[/color]
Re: Happy Christmas - devilsyam - 18-12-16
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things… a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.
Re: Happy Christmas - nick crisp - 18-12-16
(18-12-16, 08:54 PM)devilsyam link Wrote: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles........tangled Christmas tree lights.
"Well, you can put that shit in the bin for starters."
Can you tell anything about me yet? :lol baaaahhhhh.....phew, thought I was going to sneeze
Re: Happy Christmas - Graham53 - 18-12-16
My wife works for our local council and found that highly amusing to the point of spitting her tea out all over the dog :lol
She's says that is soooooo local council
Re: Happy Christmas - celticdog - 18-12-16
:lol 'Tis the season! The missus works part time at Tesco and has drawn the short straw by having to work boxing day. She says it's foccin hilarious! Last year people came in with a half eaten turkey carcass demanding their money back as it was too dry! They're there at 9 am waiting for the shutters to rise to get their fix of consumerism.
Re: Happy Christmas - Graham53 - 19-12-16
(18-12-16, 11:45 PM)celticdog link Wrote: :lol 'Tis the season! The missus works part time at Tesco and has drawn the short straw by having to work boxing day. She says it's foccin hilarious! Last year people came in with a half eaten turkey carcass demanding their money back as it was too dry! They're there at 9 am waiting for the shutters to rise to get their fix of consumerism.That's an excellent idea , I'm gonna eat and drink half of everything ( there's always too much ) take it back to Tesco saying it was crap and demand my wonga back :lol woo hoo Christmas on Tesco .... sorted
Re: Happy Christmas - celticdog - 20-12-16
for all foccers!
https://www.portablenorthpole.com/en/player/58598924cbd1b-58598924cbdc1
Re: Happy Christmas - taylor - 24-12-16
MERRY XMAS YOU FOCKERS. crack open the cans, and enjoy. 8)
Re: Happy Christmas - Gnasher - 24-12-16
Merry Christmas to one and all.
Re: Happy Christmas - Edmund - 24-12-16
Have a good one everybody