Insults... whats your best?

[DILLIGAFF]

I was playing pool with a friend one time way back when it was 50p a game. I checked my change and had no 50p coins, so I asked if he had one. He threw a 50p. coin on the table with the words..........." Here, buy yourself a personality!"

In a rare moment of inspiration I threw 20p. back at him and said..........." Here's your change, I bought one like yours"