14-06-16, 12:49 PM
When you are an England fan abroad there are certain formalities you must follow.
You must have a shaved head.
You must not wear a shirt.
You must at all times have a beer in your hand.
You must at all times hold both arms up in the air (except while drinking said beer)
You must sing racist and we won the war type songs at every opportunity when in sight of any Johnny Foreigners.
You must as often as practically possible, shout IN GER LUND while looking up at the sky. (works especially well while holding your arms up).
You must if questioned at all blame the Police and a mystery group of balaclava wearing activists.
You must book your ticket home to coincide with the final group stage match.
You must have a shaved head.
You must not wear a shirt.
You must at all times have a beer in your hand.
You must at all times hold both arms up in the air (except while drinking said beer)
You must sing racist and we won the war type songs at every opportunity when in sight of any Johnny Foreigners.
You must as often as practically possible, shout IN GER LUND while looking up at the sky. (works especially well while holding your arms up).
You must if questioned at all blame the Police and a mystery group of balaclava wearing activists.
You must book your ticket home to coincide with the final group stage match.