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Is Kylie and the bath of custard still available?
What colour's the custard ? If it's slow yellow I'm not interested, but I'll outbid Markie on the accessory 

I'm much less fussy, Kylie in a bath of any flavour custard will get my bidding up to half a bottle of tomato sauce, a size 9 slipper (left), and a cat flea collar. When can I pick up?

Actually I'm interested in the slipper. My left one has a hole in it. As you're not fussy about the custard thingy, can I swap your slipper for Nora Batty in a tub of olive oil? My mate told me it's an upgrade.