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Many things for sale - dazza - 08-02-16

Hello Foccers, reading Mick-H's thread got me thinking  :think

Anyway, I have many things for sale

PM me if you want to know what they are, how much they are, what they look like or how much they are to post.

Although it may seem I'm being a bit secretive, it's not a secret....well, actually it is a bit.......I rest my case :lol

Re: Many things for sale - b1k3rdude - 08-02-16

Er so what you got then....

Re: Many things for sale - dazza - 08-02-16

You have a PM

Re: Many things for sale - Frosties - 08-02-16

Go on then fella - i'm just feckin nosey  :lol

Re: Many things for sale - mickvp - 08-02-16

Aye, go on then :lol

Re: Many things for sale - markie_wales - 08-02-16

Is Kylie and the bath of custard still available? Cash waiting.

Cheers

Markie

Re: Many things for sale - dazza - 08-02-16

(08-02-16, 10:02 PM)Frosties link Wrote: Go on then fella - i'm just feckin nosey  :lol
You're not getting this are you Frosties  :rolleyes  You have to PM me and then I'll PM you back  :lol

Re: Many things for sale - Frosties - 08-02-16

(08-02-16, 10:11 PM)dazza link Wrote: [quote author=Frosties link=topic=19350.msg223820#msg223820 date=1454965322]
Go on then fella - i'm just feckin nosey  :lol
You're not getting this are you Frosties  :rolleyes  You have to PM me and then I'll PM you back  :lol
[/quote]


Ahh ffs, pm sent! :lol

Re: Many things for sale - mtread - 08-02-16

Quote:Is Kylie and the bath of custard still available?
What colour's the custard ? If it's slow yellow I'm not interested, but I'll outbid Markie on the accessory  Smile

Re: Many things for sale - Mick-H - 08-02-16

I don't need anything, however you may have something that I want so can you PM me a  price list of what you think I might like  Wink

Re: Many things for sale - markie_wales - 08-02-16

(08-02-16, 11:09 PM)mtread link Wrote:
Quote:Is Kylie and the bath of custard still available?
What colour's the custard ? If it's slow yellow I'm not interested, but I'll outbid Markie on the accessory  Smile

I'm much less fussy, Kylie in a bath of any flavour custard will get my bidding up to half a bottle of tomato sauce, a size 9 slipper (left), and a cat flea collar. When can I pick up?

Cheers

Markie

Re: Many things for sale - Exupnut - 08-02-16

What have u got ?

Re: Many things for sale - mtread - 08-02-16

Quote:Is Kylie and the bath of custard still available?
What colour's the custard ? If it's slow yellow I'm not interested, but I'll outbid Markie on the accessory 

I'm much less fussy, Kylie in a bath of any flavour custard will get my bidding up to half a bottle of tomato sauce, a size 9 slipper (left), and a cat flea collar. When can I pick up?
Actually I'm interested in the slipper. My left one has a hole in it. As you're not fussy about the custard thingy, can I swap your slipper for Nora Batty in a tub of olive oil? My mate told me it's an upgrade.

Re: Many things for sale - markie_wales - 08-02-16

(08-02-16, 11:29 PM)mtread link Wrote: Actually I'm interested in the slipper. My left one has a hole in it. As you're not fussy about the custard thingy, can I swap your slipper for Nora Batty in a tub of olive oil? My mate told me it's an upgrade.

Hah! You've just outed yourself as a Nigerian scam artist, no one would offer anything as enticing as Nora for a slipper, unless it came with a broken hedge trimmer switch. You nearly had me, but I fought the greed within me.

Cheers

Markie 

Re: Many things for sale - noggythenog - 09-02-16

How much for the camel?......no i mean your wife......i mean a swap..........for the camels panties..........

Re: Many things for sale - dazza - 09-02-16

Having trouble with my PM's foccers, think they may of got lost in the walls of all this secrecy
Anyway, keep them coming and as soon as my IT man has switched it off and on again, I'll PM you back.

And please no diverging what delights I have as it is in direct contravention of my privacy rights  Big Grin

Re: Many things for sale - mtread - 09-02-16

Quote:Hah! You've just outed yourself as a Nigerian scam artist
Damn, rumbled  :bobby

Re: Many things for sale - hotmetal - 09-02-16

Is that why they call it birds custard, cos it's got Kylie in it?

I hate to think what man custard has got in it but maybe ask Jason Donovan or failing that George Michael?


Re: Many things for sale - dazza - 09-02-16

(08-02-16, 11:13 PM)Mick-H link Wrote: I don't need anything, however you may have something that I want so can you PM me a  price list of what you think I might like  Wink
Have PM'd you, PM me back when you have received my PM


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