02-10-15, 04:36 PM
A bloke walks into a bar, orders a double scotch and downs it in one. Before the barman even has time to open the till he orders another and downs that in one, then another, and another, and another...
Finally he pauses for breath and just as the barman is opening the till he says..'I shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got'.
Looking more than a little concerned the barman says..'Why, what have you got?! :eek'
The bloke replies..'I've got foc all!'.
Finally he pauses for breath and just as the barman is opening the till he says..'I shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got'.
Looking more than a little concerned the barman says..'Why, what have you got?! :eek'
The bloke replies..'I've got foc all!'.