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just a joke - lew600fazer - 25-09-15
Su Wong marries Lee Wong
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...
Are you ready for this?
Sum Ting Wong
Re: just a joke - joebloggs - 25-09-15
:wall :wall :wall :wall :wall
Re: just a joke - joebloggs - 25-09-15
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Re: just a joke - unfazed - 25-09-15
(25-09-15, 12:53 PM)joebloggs link Wrote:Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.:rollin :rollin
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Re: just a joke - YamFazFan - 02-10-15
A bloke walks into a bar, orders a double scotch and downs it in one. Before the barman even has time to open the till he orders another and downs that in one, then another, and another, and another...
Finally he pauses for breath and just as the barman is opening the till he says..'I shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got'.
Looking more than a little concerned the barman says..'Why, what have you got?! :eek'
The bloke replies..'I've got foc all!'.
Re: just a joke - unfazed - 02-10-15
Talk to the animals......
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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding his horse with a dog and a sheep walking alongside and he began a conversation.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian Look of shock
Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian Look of disbelief
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good."
Indian Extreme look of shock
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian Complete look of utter amazement )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar!"
Re: just a joke - YamFazFan - 02-10-15
:lol
Re: just a joke - slimwilly - 02-10-15
brill
Re: just a joke - slappy - 02-10-15
Must have ben a Welsh Indian
Re: just a joke - Val - 03-10-15
The guy lost in the Sahara desert has been saved by bedouins.
He lives 6 months with them. One day he is asking:
"Guys there are no women here what exactly do you do?"
"We have a camel..."
Next evening he is doing it with the camel and everybody are laughing and pointing at him.
"Why do you laugh?"
"We use the camel to travel to town..."
Re: just a joke - taylor - 03-10-15
I do know a mister wong, and say to him it,s not often your right mister wong, sometimes your very very wong, softfinger,
Re: just a joke - lew600fazer - 03-10-15
Taylor , get your coat
Re: just a joke - taylor - 04-10-15
:lol