27-02-14, 11:05 PM
In the event of an accident - assume the twat who knocked you off really is a twat who will lie through his back twatting teeth to wriggle out of a claim, get witnesses to his twatishness and take photos of any twatmobile he/she used to try to kill you.
Expect everyone who you deal with in the process of returning your twatted pride and joy back to the road to be lining their twatting pockets.
Expect everyone who you deal with in the process of returning your twatted pride and joy back to the road to be lining their twatting pockets.