26-02-14, 10:46 AM
*sigh* here goes.
Remember that the bike is very heavy when stationary and leaned over. With this in mind remember that if you're waiting on the bike for your wife to get some money from the cash-point with your helmet balanced on the tank and it unexpectedly falls off and into the road, under no circumstances should you lean down to try and reach it without getting off the bike first. Doing so will render you face down under a bike next to a street full of busy Saturday shoppers with your helmet spinning away into traffic.
Remember that the bike is very heavy when stationary and leaned over. With this in mind remember that if you're waiting on the bike for your wife to get some money from the cash-point with your helmet balanced on the tank and it unexpectedly falls off and into the road, under no circumstances should you lean down to try and reach it without getting off the bike first. Doing so will render you face down under a bike next to a street full of busy Saturday shoppers with your helmet spinning away into traffic.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...