27-07-13, 08:15 PM
(27-07-13, 08:11 PM)caretaker link Wrote: there was a young woman from bude
who went for a swim with no clothes on.
a man in a punt
stuck a pole in her ear
and said, you cant swim here, it's private.
There was once a young man of Dee
Who stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He said: "Not a bit!"
I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet!
I'll get me coat... :rolleyes :lol
The Deef's apprentice