I shouldn't laugh, but...

[Fazerjon]

Wife: "Can I drive?"
Husband "No, I'm fine"
Wife "Oh please let me I really want to"
Husband "No"
Wife "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job"
Husband "Really?"
Wife "Promise"
Husband "Oh go on then"
"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the cruise ship Costa Concordia"