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I shouldn't laugh, but... - Grahamm - 18-01-12
did *nobody* notice this?!
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - DILLIGAFF - 19-01-12
Man phones a local model shop............. "Have you got any models of the Costa Concordia?"
Assistant............ "Just a minute sir ........................ err, yes we have one left"
Man........... "Oh good. Can you put it on one side for me?"
oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
My mate is all excited because he won an Italian cruise in a lottery...................apparently it was a rollover.
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - Robbie8666 - 19-01-12
lmao :rollin :rollin :rollin
this are probably the funniest jokes I've seen about this!
usually after a disaster I get flooded with texts (no pun intended!) from my mates but have had very few on this one!
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - JKay - 19-01-12
i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - Robbie8666 - 19-01-12
(19-01-12, 05:23 PM)JKay link Wrote:i heard on the news that"she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" it was then I glanced at the wife which is why i'm still in A and E :rollin :rollin :rollinthats the one I had sent as a text!! and been brave I texted it to my lady.... hence I not been home for 5 days! :rollin :rollin
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - richfzs - 19-01-12
BREAKING NEWS, Italian divers searching the stricken cruise liner, Costa Concordia, have found two Glaswegians in the bar.
................They’ve told the divers to fuck off – they’re all inclusive!
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - Fazerjon - 19-01-12
Wife: "Can I drive?"
Husband "No, I'm fine"
Wife "Oh please let me I really want to"
Husband "No"
Wife "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blow job"
Husband "Really?"
Wife "Promise"
Husband "Oh go on then"
"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the cruise ship Costa Concordia"
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - pitternator - 20-01-12
given the " revelation" about the young lady on the bridge, this seems to have more than a little ring of truth to it !
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - HarryHornby - 20-01-12
What's the difference between the Costa Concordia and a goat????
The cowardly, greasy **** of the Ship's Captain would go down on a goat!
Re: I shouldn't laugh, but... - t140 - 20-01-12
paddy and mick were still in the lounge waiting for the entertainment to start, they heard on the tannoy A BAND ON ship