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29-08-13, 05:35 AM
Right, you asked for it...
Why did the elephant paint his bollocks red? To hide in a cherry tree How did Tarzan die? Picking cherries.
The Deef's apprentice
29-08-13, 07:52 AM
29-08-13, 09:24 AM
why did the pervert cross the road
cos he had his dick stuck in a chicken ! 
29-08-13, 09:40 AM
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the paracetomol :rollin 
29-08-13, 12:55 PM
Why do elephants paint their toenails yellow?
So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard. 
29-08-13, 02:10 PM
you want bad........
what game can you play with a wombat ???? wom !!! 
29-08-13, 04:08 PM
[table][tr][td][color=rgb(0, 0, 0)] [/color][table][tr][td] [color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/color]The Fairy & The Immigrant [color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/color] [color=rgb(0, 0, 0)] [/color] [table][tr][td]A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimantoutside the Social Security Offices. [color=rgb(0, 0, 0)][/t][/t][/t][/color][/td][/tr][/table][/td][/tr][/table][/td][/tr][/table]
'My good man,' the fairy said,'I've been told to grant you three wishes,since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children.'The man told the fairy:'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe with a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !!!He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'. The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my familyand the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country.I want to bring them all over here. PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage,a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW,full of his nephews playing their music.'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand. I want to be English with English clothes instead of rags, and shawl and I want to have white skin like the English.'PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from ASDA,a dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. 'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'The fairy said'Tough luck. Now that you are English,you're entitled tosweet f*** all like the rest of us”.And she disappeared
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29-08-13, 04:37 PM
Injury lawyers 4u are sh1t
When my neighbour's 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing over my fence, they told me to take a photo of her gash. Guess who's in court tomorrow? Mary had a little dress Split right up the sides When she walked around the room The boys could see her thighs Mary had another dress Split right up the front She didn't wear it very often. Dear Deirdre, My boyfriend has told me the best cure for constipation is anal sex. I didn't believe him but after some persuasion,he talked me into it and I let him stick his big fat willy into my tiny little bumhole. He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his muck,deep into my bowels. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated. What should I do ? 
29-08-13, 06:02 PM
my sister in law broke my glasses when she sat on them --I should have taken them off first silly me.
The wife was throwing all my clothes out the bedroom window at me outside and she said "I hope you die a long lingering painful death you bastid So I said "so you want me back then???
29-08-13, 10:58 PM
(29-08-13, 04:37 PM)marksfazer link Wrote: Injury lawyers 4u are sh1tAh!! are you a mate of Rolf Harris by any chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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29-08-13, 11:19 PM
A feller took a viagra but it got stuck in his throat. He woke up with a stiff neck.
What does a Chelsea Girl say when she's having an orgasm? "One is arriving! One is arriving!" ![[Image: 151860.png]](http://badges.fuelly.com/images/smallsig-uk/151860.png)
29-08-13, 11:35 PM
What does an Essex girl have between her ears!!!!!!!!!!!1
Her knees. :z I will get my coat, sorry
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30-08-13, 12:28 AM
My mate phoned me up, he said "I was doing some DIY and I cut my finger off." I said "What, the whole finger?" He said "No the one next to it."
30-08-13, 12:29 AM
(30-08-13, 12:28 AM)Farjo link Wrote: My mate phoned me up, he said "I was doing some DIY and I cut my finger off." I said "What, the whole finger?" He said "No the one next to it." :rollin ![[Image: 208008.png]](http://badges.fuelly.com/images/smallsig-uk/208008.png) It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun. 
30-08-13, 05:49 AM
30-08-13, 11:08 AM
"What does an Essex girl have between her ears!!!!!!!!!!!1
Her knees. [img alt=:z]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/z.gif[/img] " ? maybe Im blonde but how does that one work ? knees between her ears ? :pokefun :oops
30-08-13, 02:59 PM
(30-08-13, 11:08 AM)snapper link Wrote:"What does an Essex girl have between her ears!!!!!!!!!!!1Okay Snapper see if we can get you on track, What does an Essex girl have between her thighs. Her licker ??? 
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30-08-13, 03:41 PM
whats the difference between katie price and a kitkat
you can only get four fingers in your kitkat 
30-08-13, 03:56 PM
Nike has made a shoe for lesbians,
it's called Nikes for Dykes, it's got 50% more tongue and you can get it off with one finger :lol 
30-08-13, 04:28 PM
Not Always Snapper
[smg id=1149]
Another ex-Fazer rider that is a foccer again
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