Had a weekend away with the missus and stayed in a rather nice 4star hotel.
The room had great facilities. Everything from an iron and a fridge and a safe.
And under the leather chair cusion were complimentary porno books!!!!!
Pristeen copies of Razzle and Knave :lol :lol
Feckin wife wanted to take them home, not for that! but in case they thought they were hers :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
Quality!! :lol
Oh the lovely ladies in our lives have some crazy ideas sometimes! :angel
Stop polishing it and ride the bloody thing!!
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just out of interest.........name of hotel :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
One, is never going to be enough.....
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The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
Yes we routinely check for porno and make sure the occupant are wearing clean underwear before cutting them out of cars ! Lol
"Don't Die with Fun in the Bank!"
how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
(18-02-13, 07:30 PM)justy1 link Wrote: how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
probably came across them as they searched the room for the complimentary bondage gear!
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
It could only be you matey :woot
Bungey wouldn't break ?
yeah name the hotel!! me & mrs due a weekend break soon so depending where it is could be worth considering! :rollin :rollin
It ain't what you ride, it's who you ride with!!!
they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
(19-02-13, 02:11 PM)pitternator link Wrote: they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
:rollin :rollin
Either that or they know his wife !!!!!
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!
Now that is 4* service above and beyond everything you could want even if you did not know you wanted it
Dont ask it's a chef thing
After 15 years EX-Fazer owner XJR. XJR gone FJR, FJR gone NEW FJR that's gone, now Triumph Tiger Explorer an CB400n Superdream sold BMW 650 Funduro sold Now a R1200GA Adventure Rallye next ? OK so where next turns out to be V-Strom 1050 NEXT?
20-02-13, 07:32 PM
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Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies of 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
Owner of Motorcycle Republic, Specialist in unfucking things that others have fucked up.
Clearly someone wasn't expecting wiFi :lol
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