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Seen it all now! - locksmith - 18-02-13
Had a weekend away with the missus and stayed in a rather nice 4star hotel.
The room had great facilities. Everything from an iron and a fridge and a safe.
And under the leather chair cusion were complimentary porno books!!!!!
Pristeen copies of Razzle and Knave :lol :lol
Feckin wife wanted to take them home, not for that! but in case they thought they were hers :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
Re: Seen it all now! - stevierst - 18-02-13
Quality!! :lol
Oh the lovely ladies in our lives have some crazy ideas sometimes! :angel
Re: Seen it all now! - red98 - 18-02-13
just out of interest.........name of hotel :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
Re: Seen it all now! - ponkster - 18-02-13
[quo :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
Yes we routinely check for porno and make sure the occupant are wearing clean underwear before cutting them out of cars ! Lol
Re: Seen it all now! - justy1 - 18-02-13
how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
Re: Seen it all now! - Lazarus - 18-02-13
(18-02-13, 07:30 PM)justy1 link Wrote: how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
probably came across them as they searched the room for the complimentary bondage gear!
Re: Seen it all now! - justy1 - 18-02-13
one of them hotels
:biker :moon justy1000
Re: Seen it all now! - silly simon - 18-02-13
It could only be you matey :woot
Re: Seen it all now! - Robbie8666 - 19-02-13
yeah name the hotel!! me & mrs due a weekend break soon so depending where it is could be worth considering! :rollin :rollin
Re: Seen it all now! - pitternator - 19-02-13
they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
Re: Seen it all now! - Looney tune - 19-02-13
(19-02-13, 02:11 PM)pitternator link Wrote: they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function ! :lol
:rollin :rollin
Either that or they know his wife !!!!!
Re: Seen it all now! - locksmith - 19-02-13
:lol
Re: Seen it all now! - dx408 - 19-02-13
Now that is 4* service above and beyond everything you could want even if you did not know you wanted it
Re: Seen it all now! - Deefer666 - 20-02-13
Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies of 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
Re: Seen it all now! - Chris - 20-02-13
(20-02-13, 07:32 PM)Deefer666 link Wrote: Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
Hahaha! :rollin
Re: Seen it all now! - goldfazer - 21-02-13
Clearly someone wasn't expecting wiFi :lol
Re: Seen it all now! - JKay - 21-02-13
(18-02-13, 07:31 PM)Lazarus link Wrote: [quote author=justy1 link=topic=6379.msg58872#msg58872 date=1361212221]
how did you know they were there in the first place??????
justy1000
probably came across them :eek
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